"If Gene Wanted To Survive The Present, He'd Need A Job On Top Gear."

rionaleonhart: Well, I'm fairly sure Ken Livingstone was trying to get them eaten by the giant squid for environmental reasons. (pause) ...I've never said that before.

sacred_sarcasm: Jeremy could shoot the unicorn, eat it and only then realise that it was Richard.
rionaleonhart: You're a terrible person.

I met up with sacred_sarcasm today, which was, quite frankly, amazing. We sat in a coffee shop and talked for three solid hours about a gigantic 'EVERYONE GOES TO HOGWARTS' crossover fic based entirely on the discussions about which houses characters would be in, how Deathly Hallows was essentially a great big poke in the eye for fandom, whether the Top Gear trio would be any better at alien-hunting than Torchwood, the fact that the Torchwood team quite clearly need to get a hamster called Richard, the fact that any cute fluffy pets the Torchwood team acquire are more or less guaranteed to be evil lesbians bent on world domination, Richard Hammond the rainbow unicorn and the fact that a Top Gear/The Lion King crossover would never work because lion cubs can't drive cars.

Also, I, er, may have promised to write Top Gear werewolf-fic. Just to warn you. But sacred_sarcasm now has to write 'Richard Hammond is a rainbow unicorn. JEREMY/JAMES LOVE SOMEHOW ENSUES', so perhaps I shall actually seem relatively sane.

(So, now that sacred_sarcasm is within a convenient train-ride's distance of London, when is the next London TGS meetup going to be?)