Today, I received an intriguing-looking envelope in the post and opened it to find, to my confusion and delight, that it was full of colourful plastic frogs. I have no idea why ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rhosyndu might have thought I would be particularly in need of frogs at the moment, but I have already been playing with them for far longer than any self-respecting legally-an-adult should, so thank you!
The letter enclosed with the frogs was also marvellous; it contained drawings of some unholy mixture of Oz Clarke and Sherlock Holmes ('SHERLOZ HOLARK! and the case of the missing case of Cabernet!' ...there really aren't enough Big Wine Adventure crossovers, are there?), lamented the sad lack of Clarkson wingfic and at one point made me laugh so much that I was forced to explain to my perplexed fellow student that I had received a letter speculating on a winged Jeremy Clarkson having sex with the Batmobile. (It also says 'I heartily approve of all your Piers/Oz ideas.' I cannot for the life of me recall ever having had any Piers/Oz ideas, but, er, good?)
(An idea that seems to have cropped up independently several times lately is that of Jeremy Clarkson having sex with fictional cars: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Herbie, Mr Weasley's flying Ford Anglia, the De Lorean from Back to the Future, the entire cast of Cars and now the Batmobile. This brings up three obvious questions: which cars have we missed, who is actually going to be brave enough to write all of these, and why on Earth don't I have any sane friends?)
rhosyndu might have thought I would be particularly in need of frogs at the moment, but I have already been playing with them for far longer than any self-respecting legally-an-adult should, so thank you!The letter enclosed with the frogs was also marvellous; it contained drawings of some unholy mixture of Oz Clarke and Sherlock Holmes ('SHERLOZ HOLARK! and the case of the missing case of Cabernet!' ...there really aren't enough Big Wine Adventure crossovers, are there?), lamented the sad lack of Clarkson wingfic and at one point made me laugh so much that I was forced to explain to my perplexed fellow student that I had received a letter speculating on a winged Jeremy Clarkson having sex with the Batmobile. (It also says 'I heartily approve of all your Piers/Oz ideas.' I cannot for the life of me recall ever having had any Piers/Oz ideas, but, er, good?)
(An idea that seems to have cropped up independently several times lately is that of Jeremy Clarkson having sex with fictional cars: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Herbie, Mr Weasley's flying Ford Anglia, the De Lorean from Back to the Future, the entire cast of Cars and now the Batmobile. This brings up three obvious questions: which cars have we missed, who is actually going to be brave enough to write all of these, and why on Earth don't I have any sane friends?)
