The Moral Of The Story Is 'We Are Hopeless'.

I just stumbled across the following conversations with sazzlette and wanttobeatree and laughed until I wept. The first is a long build-up to a beautifully appalling punchline; the second just makes me crack up every time I read it.


( The first conversation. You may not want to read this if you have not yet seen the first episode of the fourth season of Supernatural. )

And the second, which is entirely devoid of Supernatural references, spoilery or otherwise:

wanttobeatree: I very almost spat a mouthful of soup out to lol at you
sazzlette: ahaha ir ead that as soap
sazzlette: i was like LOL YOU'RE EATING SOAP WHAT
rionaleonhart: I once ate soap.
wanttobeatree: ... for
wanttobeatree: a reason?
rionaleonhart: It was shaped like an apple and smelt like an apple.
wanttobeatree: sauidfkdlgfosdap
wanttobeatree: omg
wanttobeatree: you are shit
rionaleonhart: I wanted to see whether they had covered all the senses.
wanttobeatree: I once tried to eat a stone
rionaleonhart: I BET YOU HAD LESS EXCUSE
wanttobeatree: a friend had this bowlful of them and he told me they were that magical stone-looking candy
wanttobeatree: but no
wanttobeatree: it was just a bowl of stones