Look, guys: this is what happens when you encourage me in my endeavours to assign Pokémon to every character ever created.

zeitheist suggested that Armstrong would have either an enormous Fighting-type Pokémon or a Clefairy. Whilst Machoke certainly looks like Armstrong, I have no doubt that he would have a Clefairy and pamper it to bits.
(IMPORTANT QUESTION: is Armstrong a vampire? He has incredible strength! He sparkles! He possesses, ahem, inhuman beauty!
Imagine what Twilight would have been like had Major Armstrong taken the place of Edward. He would have given Bella a hug, and every bone in her body would have broken.)
( And Ed and Riza receive their Pokémon under the cut. )
adraekh thinks that Roy would have a Ninetales, and, after some consideration, I have decided that she is absolutely right. However, finding a good picture into which to add his Pokémon is proving surprisingly difficult.
You're probably not actually that upset by this.
(EDIT:
theoret has rectified the lack beautifully.)

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(IMPORTANT QUESTION: is Armstrong a vampire? He has incredible strength! He sparkles! He possesses, ahem, inhuman beauty!
Imagine what Twilight would have been like had Major Armstrong taken the place of Edward. He would have given Bella a hug, and every bone in her body would have broken.)
( And Ed and Riza receive their Pokémon under the cut. )
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You're probably not actually that upset by this.
(EDIT:
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