If Your Mum Were A Computer, She'd Run Windows 3.1.

David Mitchell is a boilerhouse of pure sexual energy. Every time I meet him I act all aggressive without realising it, because I'm suppressing the urge to get all Gone With The Wind on his arse.

THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING THAT CHARLIE BROOKER SAID. AN ACTUAL THING. CHARLIE BROOKER ACTUALLY SAID THIS.

And to think I've been worried about tinhatting! I have every excuse.


I really just wanted to say that, but that's hardly a proper entry, is it? So I'm going to type up the Post-it exchanges between Mark and Jeremy in the book of Peep Show scripts I've just rediscovered (Peep Show: The Scripts and More), because they amuse me.


( FUCK OFF MY FOOD. )

I want to see so many more of their note exchanges. This is why the world needs more Peep Show fanfiction! (Which you should post over at peepshowfic should you write/have written any, incidentally.)


Finally, here is firefly99 singing the Pokémon theme to the tune of Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face'. It is one of the greatest things I have ever heard.