SOMEONE TAKES A BITE OUT OF THE PIE.

[rionaleonhart]

Well, it turns out that, when I'm trying not to update my journal, I just resort to miserably playing Solitaire to procrastinate, which achieves even less and makes me unhappy. Whilst I tear out my hair over whether to analyse every sentence or every independent clause or every clause, dependent or not, in these book blurbs (RIONA, STOP PANICKING SO MUCH. Yes, you have quite a lot to write, but you have a third of a year in which to write it. Even if you average only two hundred words a day you will be fine. Now work on your Austen essay until you have a chance to talk to your supervisor about this), have some tiny ficsnippets I wrote a little while ago for an 'alphabetically pair up the characters in your icons' meme I failed to finish.



Amaterasu (Ōkami)/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)

"Don't shoot!" Merlin exclaimed. "Can't you see the markings?"

"What are you talking about, Merlin?" Arthur asked, levelling his crossbow. "It's a perfectly normal wolf."

And then it fled at impossible speed and the broken bridge somehow mended itself so it could cross and Arthur was prepared to concede that, yes, all right, perhaps it wasn't perfectly normal.


Bugatti Veyron/broken glass

The paintwork was ruined. Jeremy cried for days.


Dean Winchester (Supernatural)/Derren Brown

"Don't think this means I trust you," Dean mutters through his teeth.

"I wouldn't dream of it," Derren says, methodically unbuttoning Dean's shirt. "I'm sure sleeping with someone you believe to be a psychic murderer is a thrilling experience."


The Doctor (Doctor Who)/Fran (Final Fantasy XII)

"It's the most powerful ship in existence," the Doctor says in slightly hurt incredulity, and his new companion, smiling slightly as she looks around the interior of the TARDIS, says, "That does not mean that my preference may not lie elsewhere."


Gene Hunt (Life on Mars)/Dr Gregory House (House)

"He's my DI," Gene said. "Fix him."

"Okay," House said, "'DI' means nothing to me, so I'm going to guess it's some kind of British slang for 'fuckbuddy'."

Gene broke his other leg.


Harry Potter/Haunter (Pokémon)

"I have something to tell you," Nearly Headless Nick said, quietly. "Come closer."

Harry, frowning a little, took a step towards him. "What is it?"

There was a moment's silence.

"HAUNTER HAUNT."

Harry, startled, tripped backwards and fell down the stairs.

When he regained consciousness, the whatever-it-was Nick had transformed into was still laughing at him.


Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)/Issun (Ōkami)

Whatever it was, it was tiny and bouncing and speaking a chirruping language that she couldn't understand, but Hermione had the inexplicable feeling that it was leering at her.


Jak (Jak II)/Jeremy Clarkson (Top Gear)

"There's a new guy on the racing circuit," Keira had informed Jak. "Keep an eye on him."

As it turned out, Jak hadn't needed the advice; it was difficult not to pay attention when the new contender spent the majority of every race on fire.


Dr John Dorian (Scrubs)/Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

He was cheerful and silly and so loyal to his friends, and, although she couldn't quite explain it, something about him reminded her of someone she might have once known.


Light Yagami (Death Note)/The Master (Doctor Who)

"Oh," the Master cooed, watching the police broadcasts from Japan on his laptop, "isn't he cute?"


Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)/Dr Perry Cox (Scrubs)

"Much as I would love to stay here and listen to you telling me things I already know about myself for the rest of the week - and here's a tip, Nostradamus: most people already know a lot about their own lives, so maybe you should branch out if you're actually trying to impart information - I actually have a job to do, so - "

"Oh, I wouldn't make that comparison," Mr Jane said, wincing. "I'm not claiming to be a prophet. I'm just perceptive. By the way, did you know that intern over there's in love with you?"

Dr Cox glanced over his shoulder, to where Newbie and Barbie were having one of their indescribably inane conversations. He didn't know which one Mr Jane had meant. It really didn't matter; he was going to have to kill him either way.


Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2)/Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley (House)

Well, she reasoned, he was better than House.


Rinoa Heartilly (Final Fantasy VIII)/Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)

"Er," Harry said, awkwardly, "I'm sure you'll get over it."

"She was beautiful, Harry!"

"Well, you'd have had to give her up when she went back to France anyway. At least you got to dance with her."

"What does she even see in him?" Ron muttered. "Stupid Durmstrang kid with his stupid scarred face."

Harry drew his hand back from Ron's shoulder. "What's wrong with a scarred face?"


Stella (Final Fantasy Versus XIII)/Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII)

...

ONCE UPON A TIME, STELLA, WHO IS FROM A VIDEOGAME THAT HAS NOT YET COME OUT AND WHOM I THEREFORE HAVE NO IDEA OF HOW TO CHARACTERISE, MET SQUALL LEONHART.

THEY FELL IN LOVE.

THE END.


Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena)/Yuna (Final Fantasy X)

I didn't actually get around to writing this, possibly because I was so busy gaping at the beauty. There needs to be epic fanfiction in which Utena, who has aspired to be a guardian since Braska's inspiring defeat of Sin, finally has her chance when Yuna and company meet her in Luca, where she's protecting people from fiends during the attack. Perhaps she is a blitzball player! In any case, she and Yuna are wonderful and awesome and possibly a bit in love with each other.

Maybe Akio takes the place of Seymour. In fact, Akio almost certainly takes the place of Seymour.



I sort of want to see the kids from Homestuck as the Doctor's companions. Is that wrong of me?