Extreme Romance.

[rionaleonhart]

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

Comments

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Yeah, can I say how lame it is that the trader has appeared TWICE while I'm in BM? No getting cool things for me. Sure, sure I keep finding stuff and what with getting fortune cookies I'm kinda lucky (you know, as much as one can BE with a cat xp) but it's only around this run that I've started paying attention to things that'll, you know, make playing easier from run to run.

"Titan of turtle based doom" is the best saying ever for a TT. Would a Pastamancer then be a fighter of fettuccine based fury?

THAT IS AN EXCELLENT POINT. I KEEP FORGETTING THAT I WON'T HAVE TO DO BM WITH A CAT NEXT RUN. THAT WILL MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER. Also I will follow that guide to the letter.

[rionaleonhart]

Reading this conversation feels a bit like I've wandered into someone else's dream.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

Surely not. You're simply following up on your invitation to the Marquis' masked ball; that's why we're all playing musical statues and eating crisps. It's very important that we finish the party games before the zombies arrive, or we'll lose our chance to catch Zapdos.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

And you haven't even seen us discuss the Mafia Penguins, the war between the Frat Orcs and the Hippies, or the Penultimate Fantasy Airship (on which, by the way, you fight Burly Sidekicks, Irritating Series of Random Encounters, MagiMechTech MechaMechs, Quiet Healers, Spunky Princesses, and, of course, the Protagonist).

8D

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

Stupid Trader, not picking his moments. Any moment now he'll come back with the Perfect Item and no one will be able to afford it. ...Still, it's not like we spent all our money on O.A.F.s

And a Sauceror is a renegade wrangler of rampant rich roux!

One does forget that runs have different restrictions from run to run. I keep going to the Mall accidentally. Doesn't exactly help.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Yeah really. Hmph.

Disco Bandit is a sizzling swindler of shimmies and stabs!

(or, a devil of dance and looting one's pants! Which I like better, even though it rhymes instead of alliterates).

I went into black moon from a hardcore run sans lucky clovers, so I'm rather used to avoiding the mall right now. But I miss it!

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I can't beat that rhymey Disco Bandit one, so I won't even try, but DID YOU SEE THEY'RE WORKING ON THE SEQUEL TO THE NEMESIS QUEST THINGS ARE HAPPENING ABOUT THE RETURN OF YOUR NEMESIS IT WILL BE AWESOME

ahem sorry riona maybe we should continue this conversation somewhere where we're not getting kol all over someone's journal

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

I thought long and hard on that Disco bandit one, so I'm pleased at the result.

NEMESIS QUEST TAUNTS ME. Somehow I'm completely incapable of getting the last bit of paper I need to solve the password puzzle. it's driven me mad this entire run!

...yeah, uh, oops, I guess? (I think we might be amusing over anything else, at least)