It Is Probably Fortunate That The Winchesters Are Not The Royal Family.

[rionaleonhart]

Are people writing ridiculous AU fanfiction to celebrate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton? I do so hope they are. Sam Winchester is second in line to the throne! He becomes engaged to Ruby! The press desperately try to find out more about her family, or at least her freaking surname, but as she outright threatens to kill reporters and paparazzi it's fairly difficult to approach her directly. Eventually, someone finds out that Prince Sam is drinking his betrothed's blood and all hell breaks loose. It is not at all good for the image of the royal family.

I'd also, conversely, read fanfiction about William and Kate fighting the supernatural in between public appearances. IN FACT, EVEN THOUGH I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN THE ROYAL COUPLE AS CHARACTERS BEFORE I WROTE THAT SENTENCE, I NOW WANT THIS FIERCELY. How do people react when not only are they saved from demons: they're saved from demons by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge? It'd be bloody difficult for them to work undercover; have you ever tried pretending to be a police officer in order to gather information when your wedding has been all over the newspapers and television for months?

What a stupid entry. I don't usually post entries this short, but I fear that it will only get worse if I continue. As an apology (whilst managing to sort of stay on the theme of royal weddings, actually), here is a link to a man singing a medley of Disney songs on YouTube. HE'S SPLIT-SCREENED HIMSELF AND THE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF HIM RESPOND TO AND INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER AND IT'S FABULOUS. I particularly enjoy how very bored the villain looks when the hero and/or heroine are singing.

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[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

I'd also, conversely, read fanfiction about William and Kate fighting the supernatural in between public appearances.

OH MY GOD RIONA NOW I WANT IT TOO /o\ In my mind they are both toting sawn-off shot guns and wearing shades along with their nice suits, and then they leap into their Aston Martin and drive off into the sunset and Kate is probably smoking a cigar.

[theoret.livejournal.com]

HEY TREE. Do you remember that lolitics fic where zombies attacked and the politicians all freaked out and then the queen turned up with a shotgun and was all "Do not worry, one's got this." and then was a BAMF everywhere? I'm thinking it runs in the family.

(Man, Royalty would be so much less useless if their duties really included protecting us from the supernatural.)

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

I REMEMBER THAT FIC.

Man, lolitics fandom. How I miss thee.