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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2011-04-30 11:40 am

It Is Probably Fortunate That The Winchesters Are Not The Royal Family.

Are people writing ridiculous AU fanfiction to celebrate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton? I do so hope they are. Sam Winchester is second in line to the throne! He becomes engaged to Ruby! The press desperately try to find out more about her family, or at least her freaking surname, but as she outright threatens to kill reporters and paparazzi it's fairly difficult to approach her directly. Eventually, someone finds out that Prince Sam is drinking his betrothed's blood and all hell breaks loose. It is not at all good for the image of the royal family.

I'd also, conversely, read fanfiction about William and Kate fighting the supernatural in between public appearances. IN FACT, EVEN THOUGH I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN THE ROYAL COUPLE AS CHARACTERS BEFORE I WROTE THAT SENTENCE, I NOW WANT THIS FIERCELY. How do people react when not only are they saved from demons: they're saved from demons by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge? It'd be bloody difficult for them to work undercover; have you ever tried pretending to be a police officer in order to gather information when your wedding has been all over the newspapers and television for months?

What a stupid entry. I don't usually post entries this short, but I fear that it will only get worse if I continue. As an apology (whilst managing to sort of stay on the theme of royal weddings, actually), here is a link to a man singing a medley of Disney songs on YouTube. HE'S SPLIT-SCREENED HIMSELF AND THE DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF HIM RESPOND TO AND INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER AND IT'S FABULOUS. I particularly enjoy how very bored the villain looks when the hero and/or heroine are singing.

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And the other European royal houses are ALSO hunters of the supernatural!

OUR FUTURE KING STUDYING WATER MANAGEMENT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW. Clearly, he's preparing for the inevitable fight against the evil sea creatures.

Not sure why one of our Queen's sisters is into talking to trees, though.

[identity profile] amy-wolf.livejournal.com 2011-04-30 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
She's trying to form an alliance? As in she gets the trees on her side so that when the water creatures come out the canals, the trees will be the first line of defense, instead of joining the water creatures and conquering?

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
I should hope the trees were the water creatures' mortal enemy already. Y'know, the whole sea versus land thing.

[identity profile] amy-wolf.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Water creatures don't chop down trees. Humans do.

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Water creatures will attempt to drown ALL the land, which will be very annoying for the trees.

[identity profile] amy-wolf.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
True. The trees would be stuck between bad and worse.

[identity profile] dracothelizard.livejournal.com 2011-05-01 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I imagine that the trees would retaliate with the rest of the plantlife.

[identity profile] amy-wolf.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Although I read Saga of the Swamp Thing, and tree politics are apparently quite complicated.