What Have I Totally Done?

[rionaleonhart]

I don't often post audience participation entries these days, simply because there's not much of an audience left to participate; Livejournal and Dreamwidth are very quiet places! But I'm fretting about various things at the moment (nothing insurmountable, things are probably going to be fine), and I could do with a distraction, so it's worth a try:

Ask any fictional character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

You may, if you wish, ask multiple questions (perhaps of multiple characters) or attempt to engage the characters in extended conversation. I've attempted to answer as real people in the past, but I'm specifying fictional characters this time, I'm afraid!

(Alternatively, or in addition: name a canon you know I have at some point enjoyed, and I'll dig up and post an extract from the unfinished fanfiction I've almost certainly got lying around.)

Feel free to comment even if we haven't talked in six years! If you're not sure of my fandoms (I have approximately a billion fandoms), my tag list should give you an idea. Although for some reason I have a 'buffy' tag? Don't ask for Buffy; I've seen about four episodes and you'll be disappointed.


To avoid duplicates on the 'unfinished fanfiction' question, below are links to the different versions of this entry (and the list of fandoms I've thus far posted snippets for in each one):

Livejournal: The Mentalist, My Little Pony, Harry Potter
Dreamwidth: The Last of Us, Uncharted, Top Gear, Assassin's Creed, The World Ends With You, Dangan Ronpa, Ghost Trick, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Prison Break

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[rionaleonhart]

Oh, curses, the snippet I want to show you is in a notebook at my parents' house. I'll hunt something else down instead.


"So, Richard," Jeremy says, in a matter-of-fact tone. "Have you shagged Oliver yet?"

Richard looks at him in startled disbelief for a moment, then bursts out laughing.

Jeremy, rather to Richard's alarm, doesn't join in. "You must have thought about it, at least." He goes on, apparently entirely oblivious to Richard’s expression. "Because I am a good friend, I'll send you a webpage on how to go about it if you need it. You don't want the exhaust to cut your cock off because you didn't prepare it properly."

Richard stares at him. "You're actually not joking."

Jeremy gives him an extremely odd look, which is clearly unfair, as by rights Richard should be the only one allowed to give odd looks in this discussion. "You haven't thought about it?"

"Why would I think about having sex with a car?" Richard demands. "I can't have this conversation."

Jeremy shrugs. "You seem very close. I just assumed you'd have considered it."

"Normal people don't do that, Jeremy."

"Normal people don't name their cars 'Oliver'."

Richard, utterly bewildered, mentally flails around for something to say and eventually fixes on, "You've - you've never... have you?"

"The Veyron," Jeremy says, after a very brief pause. "And the Ford GT."

Richard feels as if the ground is collapsing under his feet.

[marginaliana]

Aaaaaaaaaaaah, I love Jeremy's 'well, if you're going to be weird about a car, how could you not be FULL WEIRD?' Also, that "because I am a good friend." Yes, Jeremy. That is what good friends do. Sure. Absolutely.