The Coffee Represents My Anguish.

[rionaleonhart]

Stolen from squeemu:

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs, or Five Times Nida Saved the World and Nobody Noticed, or Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.

I've concluded that I don't love Torchwood. I enjoy watching it, but I don't love it, and if it didn't get another series I wouldn't shed a tear. Alas.

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[nano_moose]

I am going to be horribly evil.

Five Times James Sunderland Was Truly Happy.

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, you utter, utter bastard. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A VERY HAPPY LIST, I WARN YOU. Also, spoilers.

5. When Mary accepted his proposal, and then burst out laughing because he looked so surprised.
4. When he laid out a candlelit dinner to celebrate her recovery and sat there, waiting for her to come home. He was happy until he remembered that she had died.
3. When, for a moment, he forgot who Maria was and genuinely believed that he had his wife back.
2. The first time they were in Silent Hill, when he woke up to find Mary gone from the hotel room and panicked and went all over the town looking for her, becoming more and more frightened and desperate, but when eventually he found her leaning against the railing in Rosewater Park and they stood there together and watched the sunrise he knew that it had been worth it.
1. When he was drowning.

[nano_moose]

...And you are even more awful. The first is adorable; the others are decidedly not. Except maybe 2.

Okay, Five Times Jak Really Should Have Stayed Mute.

[rionaleonhart]

5. When, exasperated and exhausted, he said "Shut up, Torn" in the middle of his outlining the next mission and spent the next week being sent on incredibly dangerous forays into the Sewers.
4. When Keira decided that he couldn't be the Jak she knew because her Jak didn't talk, and he had a hell of a time trying to convince her otherwise.
3. When, fed up with everything, he climbed up to the highest point in Dead Town and yelled until he was hoarse, and the next day his throat was sore and dry and scratchy, which was a feeling he had never experienced before and didn't like at all.
2. Everyone expects him to talk nowadays, just because he can. He liked it more when Daxter did the speaking and he just had to worry about the physical side of things.
1. "...Jak, buddy, I think the guards might have heard us."

[thebaconfat.livejournal.com]

You are the worst human. The worst.

I mean that you are brilliant and please stop making me want to hug James.

[squeemu.livejournal.com]

AUGH. AUGH. AUGH.

re: #5 - Hee, awww. STOP BEING ADORABLE, IT IS VERY UPSETTING.

re: all the others - AUGH

P.S. THIS MEANS YOU ARE AWESOME

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to add my voice to the chorus here: YOU ARE AWFUL AND HORRIBLE AND VERY POSSIBLY THE WORST PERSON SINCE EVER AND YOU MUST NEVER, NEVER STOP.