The Coffee Represents My Anguish.

[rionaleonhart]

Stolen from squeemu:

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs, or Five Times Nida Saved the World and Nobody Noticed, or Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.

I've concluded that I don't love Torchwood. I enjoy watching it, but I don't love it, and if it didn't get another series I wouldn't shed a tear. Alas.

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[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

"Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs"

Too easy!

Five Reasons Why Captain Jack Hasn't Shagged His Torchwood Colleages Yet

And I think I know what you mean about Torchwood, although I'm still in a 'well, maybe it just needs some time to get going' mood. But I still prefer Doctor Who.

[rionaleonhart]

Who's to say he hasn't? Oh, fine.

5. Suzie sort of resented him, and rejected his advances outright. Jack didn't press the matter. Well, he did, but without success.
4. Tosh keeps very much to herself. Jack's sent some innuendo at her, but she just doesn't seem to pick up on it. Damn it.
3. Ianto, although tempted, always shied away from the suggestion because of Lisa. Since the Lisa Incident, Jack sort of feels that it would be tactless.
2. He's a total Gwen/Rhys 'shipper and doesn't want to move in until he can be sure that Rhys is up for a threesome.
1. Have you seen Owen's mouth? He'll shag aliens and robots and overgrown cockroaches, but he has to draw the line somewhere.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Bah, your reasons make sense although I'm sure Jack would go for Gwen/Rhys even if he didn't think Rhys was up for it.

Five Reasons Why Top Gear Dog Is Clearly The Best Sentient Being On Top Gear (Hahahahaha)

[rionaleonhart]

5. She is adorable - well, yes, all right, so is Richard, but she could be argued to be even more adorable and certainly looks better shirtless - and the fact that the Top Gear team have their own dog is adorable.
4. She will choose lying down and going to sleep over driving cars off cliffs and is therefore much more sensible than her co-presenters.
3. She's fluffier than any of the others. Even James.
2. She's never insulted the Germans. Or the French. Or the Dutch. Or the Americans. She is an open-minded sort of dog and will fall asleep on anyone equally.
1. Has she ever set a car-wash on fire? Has she? No.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I like all your reasons very much, and agree with all of them because they're all true.

"she could be argued to be even more adorable"

What do you mean 'could be' :p.