The Coffee Represents My Anguish.

[rionaleonhart]

Stolen from squeemu:

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs, or Five Times Nida Saved the World and Nobody Noticed, or Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.

I've concluded that I don't love Torchwood. I enjoy watching it, but I don't love it, and if it didn't get another series I wouldn't shed a tear. Alas.

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[rionaleonhart]

Five Reasons Flax Always Calls It Hit Show Scrubs Instead Of Just Scrubs:

5. He doesn't mention it very often, so he feels the need to clarify that he is talking about the show, because otherwise everyone will assume that he means the clothing.
4. Yes, even if he mentions a Scrubs character by name.
3. I realise that wasn't actually a reason. Oh, look, neither is this!
2. Everything's cooler with three syllables.
1. He likes the sound of his own typing.

[idan-cohen.livejournal.com]

...you're not working very hard at this, are you?

(Also, I am certain there is some sort of bylaw that forbids such blatant Flax Mocking outside of Accepted Flax Mocking Zones (by which I mean Laun's lj), and I will have you arrested.)

[rionaleonhart]

I am useless at this. This is something that I should have considered before posting the meme.

Alternative 4: It abbreviates to 'HSS' (or 'HSS', if you must). It is unclear whether Flax has an abnormal fondness for helicopter support ships or for health and social services, but it must be one of them, surely.
Alternative 3: Backwards, it's 'Sburcs Wohs Tih', which is much more fun to say than just 'Sburcs'.

(IF YOU ASK FOR A TOP FIVE LIST ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU FORFEIT ALL MOCKERY-RELATED RIGHTS. I am very sorry.)

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

Never feel bad about mocking Flax. I happen to know it is the purpose for which he was designed. In a laboratory. To a blueprint drawn on the back of a napkin. Flax is 99% plastic spoons, 0.9% jelly, and 0.1% hatred.