rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (WILSON WROTE THIS)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2006-11-27 10:12 am

The Coffee Represents My Anguish.

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] squeemu:

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs, or Five Times Nida Saved the World and Nobody Noticed, or Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.

I've concluded that I don't love Torchwood. I enjoy watching it, but I don't love it, and if it didn't get another series I wouldn't shed a tear. Alas.

[identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com 2006-11-27 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Whee!!

Five Times The Janitor Almost Got JD Arrested (For Things That Weren't Actually His Fault)

CAN I REQUEST YOUR SHERLOCK HOLMES EXAMPLE?

Five Times James Couldn't Manage To Pull The Trigger (this is obviously for Silent Hill, and not Top Gear)

Five Scenes From Top Gear That Didn't Make It Past The Editor's Cut

[identity profile] thebaconfat.livejournal.com 2006-11-28 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I want to second the requesting of Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish!!!

[identity profile] thebaconfat.livejournal.com 2006-11-28 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Re: #2

AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

[identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com 2006-11-28 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
5. Oh, oh, my heart. THEY ARE HAPPY! AND ADORABLE! And there was a time James didn't know how to fire a gun! This is just heart breaking, because of what happens in the game.

4. ARGH PYRAMID HEAD

3. ...HOLY -- ...crap, James, you are so crazy.

2. AUGH. "Mary (or was it Maria?)" is terrible and you are awesome.

1. *ROFL* A week later, Jeremy gets a note in the mail: "Meet me in our 'special place.' Love, the Cessna." The handwriting looked suspiciously familiar.
nano_moose: Final Fantasy X. Yuna standing on sunset-limned water with her arms at her sides before she begins the Sending Dance. (Default)

[personal profile] nano_moose 2006-11-29 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
2. When the monster that had been Mary (or was it Maria?) was lying on its strange bedlike frame and he couldn't bring himself to shoot her, so he stood there, gripping the gun, and listened to her saying "James... James... James..." over and over again for ever.

Oh. That's.

Oh.

(Secretly I think it is brilliant. Still.

Oh, James.)

[identity profile] squeemu.livejournal.com 2006-12-08 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hee hee! ALSO I CANNOT BELIEVE HE URINATED IN -- IN FRONT OF A CAMERA. That is some dedication. I like how there's no mention of James desperately needing to go.

3. This is so Jeremy Clarkson. There is no such thing as a polite disagreement if it was with Jeremy.

2. You know this is just begging to be written.

1. I'm amazed this didn't happen in during the Smart ForFour challenge, actually. I love how incompetent everyone is, it just makes it a better world knowing those three are about to end it at any second.