Riona (
rionaleonhart) wrote2006-11-27 10:12 am
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The Coffee Represents My Anguish.
Stolen from
squeemu:
Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs, or Five Times Nida Saved the World and Nobody Noticed, or Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish). Then,in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.
I've concluded that I don't love Torchwood. I enjoy watching it, but I don't love it, and if it didn't get another series I wouldn't shed a tear. Alas.
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Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs, or Five Times Nida Saved the World and Nobody Noticed, or Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish). Then,
I've concluded that I don't love Torchwood. I enjoy watching it, but I don't love it, and if it didn't get another series I wouldn't shed a tear. Alas.
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Five Times The Janitor Almost Got JD Arrested (For Things That Weren't Actually His Fault)
CAN I REQUEST YOUR SHERLOCK HOLMES EXAMPLE?
Five Times James Couldn't Manage To Pull The Trigger (this is obviously for Silent Hill, and not Top Gear)
Five Scenes From Top Gear That Didn't Make It Past The Editor's Cut
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5. When he and Mary were shooting duck targets at a fair, and he couldn't work out how to fire the gun, and she spent the rest of the day playfully mocking him.
4. When Pyramid Head was advancing slowly towards him, and he was so terrified that he completely forgot to shoot and just clutched the gun uselessly.
3. After watching the video in Room 312. And then Laura came in, and he realised that he couldn't leave her in the town by herself.
2. When the monster that had been Mary (or was it Maria?) was lying on its strange bedlike frame and he couldn't bring himself to shoot her, so he stood there, gripping the gun, and listened to her saying "James... James... James..." over and over again for ever.
1. When Jeremy managed to accidentally destroy his borrowed Cessna, and James decided that the only thing to do was kill him but couldn't bring himself to do it. No, hang on...
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AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
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4. ARGH PYRAMID HEAD
3. ...HOLY -- ...crap, James, you are so crazy.
2. AUGH. "Mary (or was it Maria?)" is terrible and you are awesome.
1. *ROFL* A week later, Jeremy gets a note in the mail: "Meet me in our 'special place.' Love, the Cessna." The handwriting looked suspiciously familiar.
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Oh. That's.
Oh.
(Secretly I think it is brilliant. Still.
Oh, James.)
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5. When Top Gear Dog actually stood up and moved, which obviously had to be taken out in order to prevent the British viewing public dying of shock.
4. When James and Richard found a novel but unfortunately not appropriate pre-watershed way of passing time in the Smart ForFour challenge.
3. When Jeremy and a member of the audience had a polite disagreement over the merits of the Ford GT, ending when Jeremy punched him in the face.
2. When the three of them developed a secret game of sneaking ever-more-blatant innuendo into everything they said. By the end of shooting, there was quite enough material in there to convince the general public that all three of them were having sex with each other, half the audience and every car they'd ever reviewed if they didn't strip it all out.
1. When Richard and James filmed an extremely long segment on Dashboard Spot-The-Difference, which was deemed 'far too boring', much to their indignation.
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3. This is so Jeremy Clarkson. There is no such thing as a polite disagreement if it was with Jeremy.
2. You know this is just begging to be written.
1. I'm amazed this didn't happen in during the Smart ForFour challenge, actually. I love how incompetent everyone is, it just makes it a better world knowing those three are about to end it at any second.