The Coffee Represents My Anguish.

[rionaleonhart]

Stolen from squeemu:

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs, or Five Times Nida Saved the World and Nobody Noticed, or Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.

I've concluded that I don't love Torchwood. I enjoy watching it, but I don't love it, and if it didn't get another series I wouldn't shed a tear. Alas.

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I really don't know where these bits are coming from

[lakester.livejournal.com]

Cool!

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Top Gear Dog showed a surprising turn of speed when the branding iron came out, and she took shelter behind the Stig's legs.

"Look. Everyone knows it's the number of beast." Jeremy said. He waved the iron at the only slightly visible fur ball that peeked out at him. "And as that is the only animal we've got..."

"You are not getting anywhere near her with that," Richard interrupted and grabbed at the metal pole Clarkson held.

James watched the ensuing tug of war for a few moments before he got bored. "It's not, you know."

"What's not what?"

"The number of the beast isn't 666. It's 616. In fact, there's been a common mistranslation..."

"It doesn't matter what number it is!" Richard turned back to Jeremy, "No-one is going to brand Top Gear Dog."

"Fine." Jeremy let go of the branding iron and it sizzled as it hit the ground. "But she's got to have the number somewhere. How about a new collar?"

Re: I really don't know where these bits are coming from

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Hahaa! James watches QI and you're damn straight no one's going to brand poor Top Gear Dog!

You got her in squeeeee

Re: I really don't know where these bits are coming from

[rionaleonhart]

I find it hilarious that James is more concerned by the fact that he's planning to brand Top Gear Dog with the wrong number than that he's planning to brand Top Gear Dog at all. ("It doesn't matter what number it is!" Richard turned back to Jeremy. "No-one is going to brand Top Gear Dog." Oh, love. Poor, poor Top Gear Dog.)

Re: I really don't know where these bits are coming from

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

There's an audience for Top Gear apocafic?

*nods* These snippits are hillarious! Might I ask, are you a fan of Good Omens, by any chance? :)