The Coffee Represents My Anguish.

[rionaleonhart]

Stolen from squeemu:

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Cars With Which Jeremy Clarkson Has Had Torrid Love Affairs, or Five Times Nida Saved the World and Nobody Noticed, or Five Cases Watson Decided, On Balance, Not To Publish). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.

I've concluded that I don't love Torchwood. I enjoy watching it, but I don't love it, and if it didn't get another series I wouldn't shed a tear. Alas.

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[rionaleonhart]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND FIVE? HOW?

5. The Exorcist. OH, I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER WATCHED IT. I JUST HAVE A FEELING THAT THE TOP GEAR TEAM WOULDN'T REALLY FIT IN.
4. Brainiac. The combination of the Top Gear team and the Brainiac team would result in a caravan-destruction so violent that it would take most of Western Europe with it.
3. The Diary of Anne Frank. Because nothing should be crossed over with The Diary of Anne Frank. It's a copout, I know.
2. Nineteen Eighty-Four. It makes absolutely no sense to cross Top Gear over with bleak dystopian fiction. Utter incompatibility! (Lord of the Flies also occurred to me, but, er, the Top Gear team trapped on an island and the whole thing dissolving into chaos? It's practically a regular episode.)
1. Alice in Wonderland. Damn you.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Actually I can see The Exorcist... *imagines Hammond's head doing 360...* ;)

The Braniac one is GLORIOUS.

It's practically a regular episode.

Heee!

1. Alice in Wonderland. Damn you.

*giggles* I thought it worked quite well, actually... ;)

Hee, thanks hon, that's a hoot!

[darthfi.livejournal.com]

Surely the combination of the Brainiac team and Top Gear would just result in a bitch fight over who owned Hammond?

As for 1984 (which I first read in that year, yes I am that old)... Clarkson shut in a room with lots of caravans in front of him yelling "Do it to May! Do it to Hammond!" would be worth anything. Except for the fact that he doesn't need Room 101 to make him say stuff like that already.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

"The Diary of Anne Frank. Because nothing should be crossed over with The Diary of Anne Frank. It's a copout, I know."

There exists a Dragonball Z crossover with this AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.