You Know, A Year Ago, I Still Thought RPS Was Weird And Wrong.

[rionaleonhart]

Well, now that Britain's Got Talent is over and yet people have somehow not yet written it, I have to ask: where is my Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell threesomefic? I will settle for just Morgan/Cowell, because it would be gloriously sarcastic and insulting and I so want Piers to kiss Simon in front of the audience just to throw him off and I know I'm not the only one who raised my eyebrows at Morgan's offer of 'beatboxing lessons' after the show (oh, dear, I've become one of those fans), but seriously! Morgan/Holden/Cowell! The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww' whenever she leant against him or Piers kissed her hair) combined with the insane bickering hatesex of Morgan/Cowell! Anyone? No?

I do not actually believe that the judges of Britain's Got Talent are doing anything untoward. Um, please don't sue me?

Comments

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I think Ant/Dec needs motivational posters!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

If it weren't for you, I'd never make any macros (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003g8r6)!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Yaaay!

Step one: Macros.

Step two: ????

Step three: MORE SLASH. And world domination.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

My Geordies, let me show you them :D

I will not rest until more than three people are slashing Ant and Dec!

(As an honest aside, I never thought I'd see the day where more people were writing slash involving Jeremy Clarkson...)

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Our subtext, let us show you it! (http://pics.livejournal.com/dracothelizard/pic/00009y97).

I BLAME YOU ENTIRELY.

I saw wot u did there... (http://pics.livejournal.com/dracothelizard/pic/0000agb7).

ALL YOU.

(screencaps by m_l_h

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

HEEEE! *glomp*

*lets them show her their subtext... although frankly after nearly 18 bloody years it's pretty much TEXT....*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

THEY WAS ASKING FOR IT!

TEXT: we've put the 'sub' somewhere else!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

YES. YES THEY WERE, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE THEY'RE ASKING FOR?

*howls*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

A good spanking?

And by 'somewhere else' I mean 'the bedroom' ;)

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

...that too :D

Have I told you in the last 24 hours that I love you?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

And we all know what comes after that. *looks innocent and fails*

You have now! *grins*

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

*imagines this a lot*

:D

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

*thinks it needs to be written by someone who has written Ant/Dec before*

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Durn.

Corrupting your friends: you're doing it wrong, Moose...!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

(Moar? (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003h28x)

Even moar (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003kh6g)?)

Caps by m_l_h... I should have said that before... *headdesk*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You're corrupting me quite nicely, but alas, I cannot see any Ant or Dec on telly here!

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

EACH OTHER?!

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

TEXT all the way :D

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I couldnae help myself :D

[rionaleonhart]

OH MY GOD, DEC IS ON THE WRONG SIDE. I'm so confused!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Heee! (Oh dear, he appears to be on the wrong side in my icon too... oops...)