Oh, Come On, Obviously He Had To Show Up On Hallowe'en.

[rionaleonhart]

Episodes From Riona's Mind: Oz and James's Inexplicable Hallowe'en Special, Because I Can.

(Shot from inside the motorhome. James is driving.)
Oz: The wines made from it tend to be a little crisper, but you have to be sure that the vines aren't overexposed to the sun, because -
James: Oh, for Christ's sake, Clarke, shut up.
Oz: You're supposed to be learning, James. It's a very fragile grape - it's difficult to grow in California, but -
(LOUD CRUNCH)
James: ...
Oz: ...

(Outside the motorhome:)
Oz: Well, James, this is our first kill of the series. How do you feel?
James: Oh, cock.
Oz: I have to say, I would have expected better driving skills of a motoring journalist.
James: You distracted me! And could you possibly not insult me when I'm trying to cope with just having run someone over? Clarkson was bad enough when I hit that DCI under the Mancunian Way.
Oz: No, wait, he might be alive! He's stirring!
James: ...that's Piers Morgan. I've just hit Piers Morgan with a motorhome.
Oz: Well, at least your friend will thank you for it.
James: Not if he is still alive. I'm never going to get through the auditions for Britain's Got Talent now, am I?
Oz: Morgan? Are you all right? Are you conscious?
Piers Morgan: ...braaaaaaains...

Comments

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

Clarkson was bad enough when I hit that DCI under the Mancunian Way.

You are just a genius.

I am going to do an interpretive dance entitled RIONA'S GENIUS.

*DANCES*

[http://users.livejournal.com/tick_/]

*sighs*

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Clarkson was bad enough when I hit that DCI under the Mancunian Way.

Iloveyou.

Also, is it wrong that I can see Oz and Zombie!Piers actually getting along?!

[sideshow-meg.livejournal.com]

Oh, ILU.

James ran over Sam Tyler!

ALSO, ZOMBIE!PIERS IS BACK, AND HE'S ONE WORD.

[draegonhawke.livejournal.com]

[Clarkson was bad enough when I hit that DCI under the Mancunian Way.]

♥ ♥ ♥

...♥

[m31andy.livejournal.com]

*have died laughing*

Poor Sam. No wonder he managed to find himself back in 1973 with James driving the car!!!

And I've just hit Piers Morgan with a motorhome. - I can just *hear* James saying it. It's genius!!!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Zombie Piers certainly travels a lot, doesn't he?

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you were my first LJ friend. You're amazing.

[galaxysong9.livejournal.com]

I saw "Big Hallowe'en Special", and I immediately hoped thought, "There's going to be some Zombie Piers Morgan in this, isn't there?" And I am not displeased.

[culf.livejournal.com]

James ran over Sam Tyler! You=Win!

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

Clarkson was bad enough when I hit that DCI under the Mancunian Way.

This is going to be like the Jack/everyone in every fandom ever challenge, isn't it? Crossing Top Gear with everything in existence.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

ZOMBIE PIERS MORGAN AT LAST!

[the-funmonkey.livejournal.com]

Never ever stop writing Zombie Piers Morgan into everything. It makes the world right.