It's Hard To Overstate My Satisfaction.

[rionaleonhart]

PLEASE WRITE NAMELESS MAIN CHARACTER/TYLER DURDEN FIGHT CLUB SORT-OF SLASH FOR ME. IT IS LOGISTICALLY HORRIBLE, BUT THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT AWESOME. (If you are reading this, this plea is for you. SAVE ME FROM WRITING IT MYSELF, BECAUSE I SHALL ALMOST CERTAINLY DO AN APPALLING JOB.) (EDIT: apiphile has come to my rescue!)

Seriously, it would be so freaking awesome. I have a horrible feeling that any main character/Tyler slashfic that already exists would just treat them like any two normal guys and not go into how it would work and what the main character would think and feel after the revelation. I WANT AN INTRIGUING EXPLORATION OF THE IDEA.

(I haven't read the novel, I have to admit. Perhaps I shall.)

Alternatively, someone should write Nameless Main Character of Fight Club/'I' of Withnail and I. Possibly with the Janitor from Scrubs thrown in. And the Doctor, and the Master. 'NONE OF THEM HAVE NAMES (OR AT LEAST THEIR NAMES ARE NEVER STATED IN THE CANON)' IS TOTALLY THE BEST BASIS FOR A MULTIFANDOM CROSSOVER.

I have had a th_esaurus at my house all weekend, which made me very happy! I only regret that I can't have her here all the time. Feel better soon, RD. ♥

Finally, and entirely unrelated to anything else: I've been listening far too much to this song from the ending credits of Portal, an awesome-looking puzzle game I have never played and, to my distress, will probably never get the chance to. Spoilers for the game, if you're planning to play it.

Comments

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Truth be told I cannot stand Captain John, because I could never stand Spike, but he is a useful tool and I get to scare people by writing romantic bestiality fic again and I wrote John/Poodle and it got more LJ comments than anything else I have ever written in my life ever. O_O

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I couldn't stand Spike either; but for the direction his character developed. He didn't annoy me on sight. I liked Captain John because we weren't supposed to think he was better than all his behavior would indicate (a lot of characters, like the Master, I can enjoy as long as I don't have treat them like some tragic and reform-seeking woobie), and because he was fun.

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

I can enjoy as long as I don't have treat them like some tragic and reform-seeking woobie

Agreed, it *is* nice to have some genuine utter mad bastards on TV who get off on being horrible and don't whine about it the whole time!