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I Was Born In The Battle Of The Somme.

Meme. BECAUSE WHY NOT.

...well, actually, I know why not. It's because you people are pure evil and will probably give me some really freaking weird things to write. BUT I WILL POST THIS ANYWAY. BECAUSE I AM A FOOL.

Give me a character (or a pairing, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. Crossover if you must), and a theme to go with it, and I'll write you a one sentence fic. Repeat as many times as you like.

I'll try to stick to one sentence. If I feel the urge to write anything longer, I'll give you a one-sentence fic as well. If I'm given any Silent Hill 2 prompts, I may well expand upon them and use them for the

fanfic100 challenge. I will of course give you your fair share of the royalties.

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...poor Selphie. She means the best, really she does ^_^.

Selphie successfully convinces Pyramid Head to get a LJ account. (How long do you think it's going to take for PH to show up behind us and slaughter us mightlily for sullying his terrifying image?)

THE ROOMS HERE ARE ALL SO DARK LIKE MY SOUL, AND MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS STUCK AS MY SOUL IS TRAPPED IN A WORLD OF PENANCE AND PUNISHMENT, AND I NEVER WANTED TO BE A KILLER - IT JUST HAPPENED - BUT I'M SO GLAD I'VE GOT YOU, LIVEJOURNAL; YOU AND MY NEW FRIEND

trabianinyellow AND TWINKLE THE CRYSTAL UNICORN ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO UNDERSTAND ME.

...Pyramid Head is so going to kill us.

He is. So much.

*L* LIKE MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL.

I had a really good prompt for you, but then I forgot it. Now magi is sad magi, so cheer her up with some Nida/Tails.

ASFGJTHLIDHMHFMSDIIIIIIIEEEEE WHAT THE HELL?

Nida had never really been comfortable with entrusting his life to someone else, but the flying fox-thing had just caught him before he fell to his death from the Garden, so it wasn't as if he'd had a choice (and that lurch was totally not his fault), and as it flew him back over the sea he threw back his head and laughed like a maniac and thought I could get used to this.

The next sentence would probably have been 'AND THEN HIS ARMS GAVE WAY', but... y'know. One sentence only.

*LMAO* That's the prompt you freak out over?

yuo/teh typo slash. Yes.

...I think this may be The Prompt That Beats Me.

...can't...lose...insane...fic...prompt...battle...

...anyway! I left all my typoes in this fic, because I thought it appropriate. Yes, I actually did typo 'but' as 'bust'. The only non-genuine typoes are, of course, 'yuo' and 'teh'.

"Yuo rae beautidul," Teh said (or would have said if he had had any ability to say anything, bust as he was only a mere typeo he could not), "and I wish that yuo realised that my love for you burns with a firey fiery passion of ire, but alas if can never be, because Riona's writing this one-sentence fic ans she cannot for the life of her conceive how it could work."

Hang in there, buddy! You're gonna make it! I have FAITH in you! (Or yuo, as the case may be.)

Besides, if you had died on that one you wouldn't be able to get to the bonus round--this round, in which I ask you to write ZELL/DRAKE.

YES, I AM ASKING YOU TO FANFIC DARKSIDE.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

blaaaame the praaaawn....

I CAN'T WRITE ZELL/DRAKE

STOP MAKING THESE EVER MORE UNWRITEABLE ARGH.

It was impossible - Drake had to exist, Drake had been on that mission, he remembered it, had seen the recording (even though the memories hadn't come back until he had started watching it, but it didn't make sense, he couldn't have had memories that never happened - but there was the mission with Drake, and there was the same mission with Tanker and Siobhan, and only one set of memories could be real, and maybe neither of them were) and he couldn't deal with his big bad dreams because Cid was haunting them, because they were filled with blood and people who he had killed and people who didn't exist, and so he slipped out of the Garden one night and went to find the truth.

Hey, at least I didn't ask you for Cid/Drake!

....

~~hit me with some cid/drake kthx~~ Let's see some Spanky the Dolphin, preferably with a digeridoo!

He had never doubted the mission before, but one day it occurred to him that maybe he didn't want to put fish in he mouth, maybe he wanted a digeridoo instead, he'd always been more of a musician than a pilot - and so he sent out a sonar message to nobody in particular, Put fish in you mouth!, and swam off to find his true calling (but he kept the helmet, of course).

...writing for fandoms that I do not know makes me sad.

More or less sad than writing Cid/Drake?

Let's have Cid(Highwind)\Seifer, theme of hotheaded blondes.

...probably less sad. pleasedon'thurtme.

When he had first met him, he had been dismissive - get out of my way, She's calling me - but when Highwind caught hold of him as he tried to push past and let loose with a series of curses that Seifer had never even heard before, he found himself struck with a sudden and entirely unexpected respect for him.

So many of these just scream out for continuation, don't they?

Two words: Silent Tardis.

You know, for a moment I thought you meant having the TARDIS land without the customary TARDIS-landing-sounds.

The TARDIS was full of fog, fog curling around the control panel and the flight column and through the many thousands of corridors, and Rose was missing and maybe she was dead and there was a girl who was like her but who wasn't her and who he'd sworn to protect and heard her scream echo through the TARDIS (my name is Lynda), and sometimes he would see a figure ahead, a figure like Jack, but he could never catch up to him and the controls wouldn't work and he shouldn't have left him behind shouldn't have left him behind shouldn't have left him behind -

(Bitter? Moi?)

Seriously, I think the next meme we need to do is making shortfics out of some of these sentencefics.

Okay, let's see how much of the universe we inadvertently destroy if we give the Tardis to Zell. Or, y'know, Yuffie. (Or both!)

She protested that she hadn't known it would create a paradox, of course she hadn't known, she'd just really wanted that materia and she hadn't thought there would be anything wrong with going back in time to steal it and she hadn't realised that they wouldn't be able to defeat Sephiroth without it - well, they should have been able to defeat Sephiroth without it, anyway, and if the world was falling apart then it was hardly her fault, was it?

*L* Heee.

Have you watched any Star Trek: The Next Generation, The West Wing, Space: Above and Beyond, or Stargate: SG-1? I think we should be expanding our ficcing base.

Auron and Vincent. Theme: red coats.

Have you watched any Star Trek: The Next Generation, The West Wing, Space: Above and Beyond, or Stargate: SG-1? I think we should be expanding our ficcing base.

Alas, for I have not. What mutual fandoms do we have so far? Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Silent Hill 2 and, um, a couple of Shakespeare plays... anything else?

Auron held out the cloak, "I think this is yours," and Vincent took it with a silent nod of thanks and returned Auron's coat to him, and that would have been the start of a long and happy relationship for the two of them had they ever said another word to each other following the mix-up - but they did not.

Yes, that so encapsulates my opinion of Squall/Fujin romances. They'd make a great pair, if there was any chance at all that they would 1) initiate it and 2) keep it going in even the loosest sense of the word.

That I feel confident enough to fic for? Well, I've played through FF7-10, then, yeah, SH2 and Shakespeare, er... Sailor Nothing and Unreal Estate, John Dies At The End, Sluggy Freelance... uh... Princess Mononoke, Naüsicaa of the Valley of Winds, Redwall... er... this is hard, yo. Star Control 2, StarCraft, I could do Star Wars if pressed. And then there are all of my ficverses. What else?

Ergh, let's look at James, theme of recurring nightmares.

Er, unfortunately there doesn't seem to be any fandom-overlap there. Woe.

He is buried every night, buried alive, the earth piling higher as he tries to hold his breath, tries to scramble out but the weight is too much, he can barely move, and the earth covers him chokes him suffocates him - he can no longer bring himself to sleep (methought I heard a voixe cry 'Sleep no more!'), but now his real world has become one of his nightmares and he is left trembling, grass that should not be there beneath him and an open grave at his feet.

Eeeee, James.

Dah! Firefly! I forgot to mention Firefly! Have you watched Firefly?

How is it we don't have more fandom overlap than we do? This boggles the mind!

Er... Harkness and Kinneas, Getting Into Trouble please!

Haven't watched Firefly, no. So, um, we seem to have six shared fandoms, and four of them are Final Fantasy games. I really thought we had more fandoms in common than that! This is terrible!

...and, um, I'm looking at that last James fic and wondering how that Macbeth reference got in there, because it's a tad random and I don't remember typing it. Um.

I seriously have no idea what this is.

"Maybe," Jack said, "nobody's ever tried it before," and Irvine was skeptical but said hey, go ahead, rather you than me, and so Jack leapt up to the seal and leant in and kissed her on the lips, but as it happened Adel hadn't only wanted love and now Jack had been half-absorbed into her or something and although Irvine was tempted by the thought of 'accidentally' shooting him, because as far as he was concerned it was all Jack's fault that they were in this mess, it just wasn't the decent thing to do.

*LMAO*

Now I want Harkness giving Loire relationship advice, because there's no way that ends in cataclysm.

(One of us must take steps to rectify this! I mean, geez! ...I do plan on seeing DW as soon as I can get my hands on a copy, but....)

I just wish I could see her again, he said, sighing, and the stranger looked carefully at him over the top of his glass for some time before saying, very quietly, Have you ever heard of time-travel?

...I WANT THIS FIC.

We've been neglecting poor ol' FF9 and FF10 (and, y'know, FF7). So, with that in mind, let's have Highwinds vs. Invincible vs... IXION!

I Was Born In The Battle Of The Somme.

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