I'm Tying Him To The Bed.

I posted a meme over on Tumblr, which I’m going to reproduce here:

Give me any two (or more) characters I’m familiar with, and I’ll tell you how they would cope in an ‘oh no, there’s only one bed’ scenario!

I got a good number of requests on Tumblr, and I had a blast with all of them. There’s a surprising amount of scope for variation in an ‘only one bed’ situation, and it’s interesting to think about how different character combinations would react to it! My responses exist on a spectrum from ‘general thoughts’ to ‘tiny ficlet’.


( Danganronpa: Makoto Naegi and Mukuro Ikusaba )

( FFVII/FFVIII: Cloud Strife and Squall Leonhart )

( Silent Hill 2/Death Note: James Sunderland and Light Yagami )

( Final Fantasy X: Auron and Jecht )

( Final Fantasy VIII: Seifer and Zell )

( Ace Attorney: Ryunosuke and Kazuma )

( Danganronpa 2: Hinata and Koizumi )

( Pandora Hearts: Oz and Elliot )

( The Last of Us: Ellie and Jesse )

( Lost: Sayid and Jack )

( Ace Attorney: Edgeworth and Gumshoe )

( Doctor Who/The Mentalist: the Ninth Doctor and Patrick Jane )

( The Good Place/Doctor Who: Michael and the Master )

( The World Ends with You: Joshua and Neku )

( Final Fantasy VII: Barret and Cloud )

( Final Fantasy VII: Barret and Tifa )

( Lost: Jack and Kate )

If there are any characters you’d like to see confronted with a one-bed situation, feel free to make requests in the comments!