rionaleonhart | It Is Destiny, My Love! Destiny and Chicken!

I was planning to make this entry tomorrow, as I've already updated today, but I've just realised that I had a piece of non-contributory work due three days ago and completely forgot about it. My panic about the dissertation deadlines of the seventeenth of May is actually causing me to lose my mind. I dread to think of what I'll be like after another three months of this. (5,500 words down; 16,500 to go!)

Therefore, it is probably exactly the time for an entry of lovely and non-stressful things.

Many people seem to be having a difficult time at the moment, so shall we have a post of happiness? I would like to invite you to fill the comments with things that make you smile. Write absurdly fluffy ficsnippets! Come up with stupid crossover ideas! Post pictures of kittens! Link to that YouTube clip that makes you grin until your cheeks ache! Doodle daft comics in MS Paint! Talk about the characters or pairings you love and why you love them! Manip Pokémon into Merlin screenshots! Tell other commenters what you like about them! (And feel free to link to this on your own journals, if you feel your friends would either want to contribute or enjoy the contributions.)

There are no scores, but, if there were, Charlie Brooker/David Mitchell ficsnippets would totally get extra points.

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AWWWWW.

Fluffy Top Gear Dog makes me happy.

Look at their fluffy little faces!

And missing a deadline is too bad, I hope it doesn't have any terrible consequences :/.

I hope it doesn't have any terrible consequences

Not a terribly reassuring thing to say, but a well-wishing at heart, so thank you! The actual piece of work shouldn't affect my final degree, but I'm a bit worried because it was for a tutor I've only had for a few weeks, so I don't imagine I've made a great impression.

Onto happier things: Labradoodles! Adorable!

I'm sure that with apologies and handing in the work it'll be okay. You're probably not the only person worrying about other deadlines :)

And I think this entry needs more unicorns.

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"So, you're a unicorn, then," David says, and feels incredibly foolish for saying that, because Charlie knows he's a unicorn. He's the one with the horn and the manes that glitter in the sun and the pristine white coat.

Charlie gives him a withering glare.

In all fairness, David usually thinks horses glare at him anyway, but this glare is particularly withering, so he assumes Charlie is doing it on purpose.

"Why?" David asks.

The unicorn that is Charlie Brooker snorts. "Apparently some fairies decided I was too misanthropic and thought this might make me feel better. And they'd been on YouTube and thought an actualunicorn called Charlie was funny."

David has no idea what YouTube has to do with this, but nods. "Right. Well. What do we do now?"

YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE PERSON. Charlie gives him a withering glare! Fairies deciding to amuse themselves by creating an actual unicorn named Charlie! Mitchell having no idea what Charlie the Unicorn is, as of course would be exactly the case!

OH MY GOODNESS CHARLIE BROOKER MAKES AN AMAZING UNICORN. THIS IS AMAZING.

Seriously, I think Charlie Brooker as a unicorn is the best image I've had in my head all week. His mane glitters in the sun.

Charlie would be a terrible unicorn. He would hate it SO MUCH.

...I love you.

I'm sure Charlie is very happy he's at least making others happy ;)

Oh, you win! I love this.

Poor Charlie though. I can imagine him getting angrier and angrier as he stabs ineffectually at an Xbox controller with his horn.

I hadn't thought of that, but yeah, he's not going to be able to game properly anymore.

You have made me even more convinced than I was previously that the tale of Charlie (Brooker) the Unicorn needs to be many more thousands of words long.

It Is Destiny, My Love! Destiny and Chicken!

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