I Mean The Tent.

[rionaleonhart]

Okay, Tom's fatherly relationship with Chlo and Mika is incredibly lovely and I don't really resent all the hugging. It's just that Josh needs hugs as well, and his father is failing to provide despite having previously demonstrated willingness to hug the girls in his care. I demand that you hug him by the end of series six, Tom, because this is simply not on.

There should be fanfiction in which Josh shows up whilst Tom is looking after Chlo and Mika, and there's wariness and resentment and eventually they settle down into a little dysfunctional family. AND THERE ARE SO MANY HUGS. SO MANY. Also, Tom is in a polyamorous relationship with Lorna and Izzie. The house may be slightly crowded with six inhabitants, but it would be so lovely.

Waterloo Road is frustrating me quite a lot, because I keep thinking 'THERE SHOULD BE FANFICTION IN WHICH THIS HAPPENS' and then remembering that, if such fanfiction is to exist, I'm going to have to write it. Sigh. All right; here's the list of fanfiction I want and may therefore have to attempt at some point:

- Fanfiction about Josh and Tom's filial relationship. My mental plan for this is 'find an excuse to make them hug; base a fic around it.'
- Josh/Finn: Finn is the controlling bastard nutcase that he is. Possibly he eventually tries to force Josh to choose between him and Tom. Josh needs to seriously reconsider his taste in boys.
- Tom/Lorna/Izzie, set in the rented cottage in episode 2.10. Shameless rewriting of events to make them much less upsetting and much more threesome-filled. Lorna as the focus, because good things should happen to her at least on occasion. I've written a few snippets of this, but getting the characters to realise that the solution to most if not all of their problems is a ménage à trois is proving frustratingly difficult.
- Tom/everyone, because whenever Tom is alone in a room with someone I end up shouting 'MAKE OUT' at the screen. Lorna, Izzie, Jack, Chlo Davina: MAKE OUT. Half the time they actually do, because he is Tom and he falls in love constantly.
- Brett/Davina: sex on Mr Rimmer's desk. Sorry, Mr Rimmer. I just think it's a symbolic expression of contempt that would rather appeal to Brett.
- Karen Fisher goes to Silent Hill to look for Bex. I'm not actually going to write this one, because it would be horrible, but it would also be fascinating. (Both my works of Waterloo Road fanfiction to date were things I'd previously said I wouldn't write, though, so perhaps you shouldn't take my word for it.)
- Waterloo Road/Glee: Josh Stevenson and Kurt Hummel bond over hopeless crushes on Finns and trying to deny their sexuality for the sake of their fathers. And then they become boyfriends. And Josh doesn't sing.
- Waterloo Road/Pokémon. Yes, I've already written it, but you can never have enough Pokémon.

Today, I learnt that Eddie Lawson's actor voices Bob the Builder. The world is a ridiculous place and I love it. Fortunately, I do not know enough about Mr 'the Builder' to write fanfiction in which he is the Deputy Head at Waterloo Road.

Comments

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

I would be slightly tempted by the Silent Hill one. Although that's mostly because you have me addicted to crossing everything over with Silent Hill. (There's a prompt on the Sherlock anon fic meme thingy that involves Sherlock texting John from Silent Hill, and I'm all "SOMEONE WRITE THIS!!!")

I mean I wouldn't write it or anything, as I don't know nearly enough about the characters to slowly and viciously break them, but I'd read it if someone else did.

[rionaleonhart]

Everything should be crossed over with Silent Hill! I love how you can throw almost any fandom into that town and discover fascinating things about the characters from it.

That Sherlock fic could actually be brilliant. Wow.

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

No one's written it yet, and John Watson in Silent Hill would be fairly workable, although it would be tricky to find things that weren't too superficial. He's had so many traumatic experiences of the war-kidnapping-and-near-death type that it would be hard to dig deeper. Maybe something about letting people down by not being able to save/protect them? Something to do with fear of Sherlock going into creepy Moriarty-territory? (Possibly combining the two ideas with something about how that would mean John failed to save Sherlock and was failing to protect people from him?)

Sherlock would be tricky. Not a lot to sink your teeth into. There's exactly one thing that's been shown to seriously freak him out on an emotional level, and you can't build a town out of Watson-in-peril.

[rionaleonhart]

Maybe they should be in the town together. John would be freaking out, and Sherlock would be going 'But this is fascinating! Let's get a closer look at the monsters.'

[amy-wolf.livejournal.com]

And John would go to pieces and Sherlock would spend ages just analyzing John's various issues, traumas, and fears, and finally look over and go "Okay, you appear to be in the middle of a complete breakdown. I should do something about that."

[faeries-bite.livejournal.com]

Ooh, sex on a desk. I... might be able to write that, actually. BUT ONLY AFTER I HAVE DONE MY WORK. Do not tempt me, devil woman!

But yeah.

[rionaleonhart]

Yes, do your work! Do not let my dreams of inappropriate desk-sex with a schoolboy (erm, in fanfiction) detain you. If you did write it at some point, though, I'd be thrilled.

[urawrd.livejournal.com]

When I read "sex on Mr Rimmer's desk", I immediately thought of:



I really hope that I'm wrong. This Rimmer would be very unhappy about people having sex on his desk!

[rionaleonhart]

I thought of him when I was writing it! The Rimmer in question is Jack Rimmer, rather than Arnold Rimmer, which is possibly for the best; can you imagine Arnold Rimmer as the headmaster of a comprehensive school?

Try not to imagine Arnold Rimmer as the headmaster of a comprehensive school.