You Know, A Year Ago, I Still Thought RPS Was Weird And Wrong.

[rionaleonhart]

Well, now that Britain's Got Talent is over and yet people have somehow not yet written it, I have to ask: where is my Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell threesomefic? I will settle for just Morgan/Cowell, because it would be gloriously sarcastic and insulting and I so want Piers to kiss Simon in front of the audience just to throw him off and I know I'm not the only one who raised my eyebrows at Morgan's offer of 'beatboxing lessons' after the show (oh, dear, I've become one of those fans), but seriously! Morgan/Holden/Cowell! The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww' whenever she leant against him or Piers kissed her hair) combined with the insane bickering hatesex of Morgan/Cowell! Anyone? No?

I do not actually believe that the judges of Britain's Got Talent are doing anything untoward. Um, please don't sue me?

Comments

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Durn.

Corrupting your friends: you're doing it wrong, Moose...!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

(Moar? (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003h28x)

Even moar (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003kh6g)?)

Caps by m_l_h... I should have said that before... *headdesk*

[cryforthemoon.livejournal.com]

You. Are. Insane. WHEN DID HE KISS HER HAIR WHAT

[treelines.livejournal.com]

I completely and thoroughly agree, and I've only seen about fourteen minutes of the show collectively. Amanda Holden is one of the most adorable people out there (I much prefer her to all our Paula-figures), and at the very least someone should write a fic where all three go out and get completely hammered in celebration for it all being over and then they all have sex.

Obviously, we need all the shiny imports to get here, stat. For example, why the hell don't we get Eurovision? It seems like the perfect entertainment for American audiences. There's enough shiny there to keep us all distracted for months.

[kelly96.livejournal.com]

Totally irrelevant but, OMG ICON LOVE!

[calamitysxchild.livejournal.com]

I used to think RPS was odd, and then I got into the Blades of Glory fandom... :P

It's the last payment for my ticket to Hell, I'm sure.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You're corrupting me quite nicely, but alas, I cannot see any Ant or Dec on telly here!

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

OMG HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Me? Tempted? hell yes Not in the slightest.

[rionaleonhart]

What I love about Britain's Got Talent is that, while most of the programmes along these lines have a judge lineup of a Simon Cowell figure, a 'nice' woman and a rather ineffectual man, this has a panel of three sharp, intelligent and prepared-to-criticise people. Obviously threesomes are in order!

[rionaleonhart]

Found it! It's at about 3.53.

[rionaleonhart]

Revised answer: 3.53 on this clip. I SHOULD NOT FIND IT AS CUTE AS I DO.

[rionaleonhart]

Did I mention that I am completely in love with the idea of 'all three go out and get completely hammered in celebration for it all being over and then they all have sex'? Somebody has to write this.

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

TEXT all the way :D

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

EACH OTHER?!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I couldnae help myself :D

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

THE JESTER IS CLEARLY HARLEY QUINN. LULZ.

I love Ant and Dec. XD

[cryforthemoon.livejournal.com]

THAT'S SO CUTE!

[rionaleonhart]

OH, THANK GOODNESS I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO THINKS THIS. I love you!

[cryforthemoon.livejournal.com]

HE'S PRETTY MUCH CUDDLING HER, HOW COULD IT NOT BE? Hee!

[justthinkingofu.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm new around here, I've added you as a friend, hope you don't mind :)
x

[rionaleonhart]

Hello! The person you've added is ladybella, but you've posted this as a reply to littlemoose, so ladybella probably won't see it. It'd probably be easiest if you let her know you've added her over here. (Sorry if this sounds patronising; I can't think of a good way of phrasing it.)