You Know, A Year Ago, I Still Thought RPS Was Weird And Wrong.

[rionaleonhart]

Well, now that Britain's Got Talent is over and yet people have somehow not yet written it, I have to ask: where is my Piers Morgan/Amanda Holden/Simon Cowell threesomefic? I will settle for just Morgan/Cowell, because it would be gloriously sarcastic and insulting and I so want Piers to kiss Simon in front of the audience just to throw him off and I know I'm not the only one who raised my eyebrows at Morgan's offer of 'beatboxing lessons' after the show (oh, dear, I've become one of those fans), but seriously! Morgan/Holden/Cowell! The occasional surprising cuteness of Piers/Amanda (please tell me I'm not the only person who went 'aww' whenever she leant against him or Piers kissed her hair) combined with the insane bickering hatesex of Morgan/Cowell! Anyone? No?

I do not actually believe that the judges of Britain's Got Talent are doing anything untoward. Um, please don't sue me?

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

I think that Ant and Dec are so very slashy that it goes without saying! It was adorable when they were playing around with that green boa, and the way they hide backstage and mimic all the acts makes me giggle like a loon. But there is at least some Ant/Dec out there, while I am fairly certain that the amount of Morgan/Holden/Cowell is precisely none.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Don't you think there might be a very good reason for that?! Also, the amount of Ant/Dec out there is commonly known as not enough!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I think Ant/Dec needs motivational posters!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

If it weren't for you, I'd never make any macros (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003g8r6)!

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Yaaay!

Step one: Macros.

Step two: ????

Step three: MORE SLASH. And world domination.

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

My Geordies, let me show you them :D

I will not rest until more than three people are slashing Ant and Dec!

(As an honest aside, I never thought I'd see the day where more people were writing slash involving Jeremy Clarkson...)

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Our subtext, let us show you it! (http://pics.livejournal.com/dracothelizard/pic/00009y97).

I BLAME YOU ENTIRELY.

I saw wot u did there... (http://pics.livejournal.com/dracothelizard/pic/0000agb7).

ALL YOU.

(screencaps by m_l_h

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

HEEEE! *glomp*

*lets them show her their subtext... although frankly after nearly 18 bloody years it's pretty much TEXT....*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

THEY WAS ASKING FOR IT!

TEXT: we've put the 'sub' somewhere else!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

YES. YES THEY WERE, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE THEY'RE ASKING FOR?

*howls*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

A good spanking?

And by 'somewhere else' I mean 'the bedroom' ;)

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

...that too :D

Have I told you in the last 24 hours that I love you?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

And we all know what comes after that. *looks innocent and fails*

You have now! *grins*

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

*imagines this a lot*

:D

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

*thinks it needs to be written by someone who has written Ant/Dec before*

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Durn.

Corrupting your friends: you're doing it wrong, Moose...!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

(Moar? (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003h28x)

Even moar (http://pics.livejournal.com/littlemoose/pic/0003kh6g)?)

Caps by m_l_h... I should have said that before... *headdesk*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You're corrupting me quite nicely, but alas, I cannot see any Ant or Dec on telly here!

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

EACH OTHER?!

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

TEXT all the way :D

[m-l-h.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I couldnae help myself :D

[rionaleonhart]

OH MY GOD, DEC IS ON THE WRONG SIDE. I'm so confused!

[littlemoose.livejournal.com]

Heee! (Oh dear, he appears to be on the wrong side in my icon too... oops...)