When Worlds Collide. Or Not.

[rionaleonhart]

This is an exercise that struck me as being incredibly interesting, but which I couldn't really repost myself because I'm not involved in any roleplays. So! It is Slightly Modified Meme Time!

The original meme:

Ask any of the characters I roleplay a question and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer. Feel free to ask them ANYTHING, regardless of whether you know their canon or not. Feel free to also ask them as your own character. They will respond accordingly.

The Non-Roleplayer Remix:

Ask any character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL AND I MAY WELL FAIL MISERABLY. My experience with roleplaying is largely confined to, um, the roleplaying boards on Neopets, many years ago.

Yes.

So this is probably not going to leave you with a sense of 'I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S FICTIONAL ANY MORE', but it should be fun, at least. Or a disaster! I am hoping for 'fun'.

(I think someone should host a meme where anyone can offer in-character responses, possibly anonymously. I contemplated it, but I'm so bad at self-promotion that it'd probably never get off the ground.)

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

I - depends on the man, I guess. Is this an illness, or just a... really weird question? You don't know House, do you?

[culf.livejournal.com]

Well, some Christian fundamentalist make claim it's an illness, but you really can't trust those, can you?
By House, do you mean that brilliant and dashingly handsome diagnostician? Because if that's the case, then no, I have no idea who you're talking about.
Maybe I need to ask a different question? One that will insure I get the right answer?
I've got it! Chase, what are you wearing today?

[rionaleonhart]

...

Not short shorts. Because I don't own any of those.

I thought you were doing your clinic hours. Why are you on Livejournal?

[culf.livejournal.com]

Have I ever done my clinic hours when I'm not personally guarded by Cuddy's cleavage?
Cameron's doing them for me, like a good little girl.

I like Livejournal, all those people talking about their problems. It's like watching one of my soaps, only I don't have to worry about keeping the volume down so the Wicked Witch wont hear. Besides, there's lots of porn on it.

(Oh, and I had my new slaves break into your apartment. They brought back this lovely pair of very short shorts in a fetching red with a white strip on each side. Don't try to deny it).

[rionaleonhart]

(...well, obviously you must have been planting clothes in my apartment. I wouldn't put it past you. Wait, you had them break in? I'm not your patient!)

[culf.livejournal.com]

Would I really plant evidence? *applies puppy dog eyes*

Just because you're not my patient doesn't mean I respect your privacy.
If you want your shorts back, they're hanging on the notice board in the cantine. You can't miss them, they're the ones with the big sign that says "Belonging to Dr. Robert Chase".

[rionaleonhart]

...you know, I'd thought that maybe I'd be able to get away from all this when you fired me. Apparently not. I'm still going through all the crap from before, just without the benefit of actually working with you.

[culf.livejournal.com]

It's a wonderful deal, isn't it?
I can still do whatever I wish to you, and you'll take it, but I no longer have the responsibility of raising you!
Don't tell the others, but *exaggerated whisper* I always preferred making you cry.
Cameron was just too easy. Just tell her that every day, God kills another puppy, and you get the waterworks going, and you can only annoy a brother from the hood like Foreman. People like him don't have tear ducts, I tell you!

[rionaleonhart]

You're not going to make me cry by stealing my shorts. Or - shorts that were in my apartment for some reason.

[culf.livejournal.com]

Hah! I knew it!
And no, the theft wont make you cry, but maybe the news that my extraordinarily clumsy minion Kutner tripped over your guitar and completely ruined it will?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Woof. Bark. Whimper.

Translation: I am slightly worried by the fact that I basically come SECOND in 'most likely to be shagged'. I will ALWAYS stay around my Master from now on, just in case.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Janitor, what will you do with your time if J.D. ever leaves Sacred Heart?

[rionaleonhart]

...who's J.D.?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Newbie! You know, the guy with the weird hair you love to harass and stuff in convenient closets?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I'm also slightly worried about 'pyramid head playing the ukelele' being the most fitting icon for the Janitor.

[rionaleonhart]

Oh. Right. Him.

He's not leaving. I've managed to get his signature on a couple of documents that say the hospital has the right to take his right arm if he ever tries to quit. Did you know the kid signs things in his sleep?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

...I'm sure the people at Sacred Heart are very, er, grateful that you did that!

What do you do with your time on the days he's not there? Do you plot? Do actual janitor stuff?

[rionaleonhart]

((I was momentarily put out by my lack of a Janitor icon, but the answer seemed so obvious when I thought about it.))

[rionaleonhart]

I move the furniture in his apartment around by tiny degrees so he thinks he's slowly going crazy.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

...Are you SURE you're not secretly Pyramid Head?

[rionaleonhart]

Of course not. My head wouldn't fit under that helmet. Would it?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

I'm, erm, I'm not sure.

I'm just going to go away now.

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

Wait, one more thing: Are you secretly a Time Lord from Gallifrey?

[rionaleonhart]

...do Time Lords come from anywhere else?

[dracothelizard.livejournal.com]

So, you are secretly a Time Lord! That explains a lot.