When Worlds Collide. Or Not.

[rionaleonhart]

This is an exercise that struck me as being incredibly interesting, but which I couldn't really repost myself because I'm not involved in any roleplays. So! It is Slightly Modified Meme Time!

The original meme:

Ask any of the characters I roleplay a question and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer. Feel free to ask them ANYTHING, regardless of whether you know their canon or not. Feel free to also ask them as your own character. They will respond accordingly.

The Non-Roleplayer Remix:

Ask any character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL AND I MAY WELL FAIL MISERABLY. My experience with roleplaying is largely confined to, um, the roleplaying boards on Neopets, many years ago.

Yes.

So this is probably not going to leave you with a sense of 'I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S FICTIONAL ANY MORE', but it should be fun, at least. Or a disaster! I am hoping for 'fun'.

(I think someone should host a meme where anyone can offer in-character responses, possibly anonymously. I contemplated it, but I'm so bad at self-promotion that it'd probably never get off the ground.)

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

(...well, obviously you must have been planting clothes in my apartment. I wouldn't put it past you. Wait, you had them break in? I'm not your patient!)

[culf.livejournal.com]

Would I really plant evidence? *applies puppy dog eyes*

Just because you're not my patient doesn't mean I respect your privacy.
If you want your shorts back, they're hanging on the notice board in the cantine. You can't miss them, they're the ones with the big sign that says "Belonging to Dr. Robert Chase".

[rionaleonhart]

...you know, I'd thought that maybe I'd be able to get away from all this when you fired me. Apparently not. I'm still going through all the crap from before, just without the benefit of actually working with you.

[culf.livejournal.com]

It's a wonderful deal, isn't it?
I can still do whatever I wish to you, and you'll take it, but I no longer have the responsibility of raising you!
Don't tell the others, but *exaggerated whisper* I always preferred making you cry.
Cameron was just too easy. Just tell her that every day, God kills another puppy, and you get the waterworks going, and you can only annoy a brother from the hood like Foreman. People like him don't have tear ducts, I tell you!

[rionaleonhart]

You're not going to make me cry by stealing my shorts. Or - shorts that were in my apartment for some reason.

[culf.livejournal.com]

Hah! I knew it!
And no, the theft wont make you cry, but maybe the news that my extraordinarily clumsy minion Kutner tripped over your guitar and completely ruined it will?