Extreme Romance.

[rionaleonhart]

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, I have such a silly grin right now. Heeee!

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have my sympathies. I haven't kittied at all yet - indeed, I'm engaging in my first Hardcore ascension now, and I've been throwing ten-leafed clovers around like they're going out of fashion - but I can well understand the problems, especially against Ed the "Mass Genocide Is One Of The Most Exhausting Activities One Can Engage In, Next To Soccer" Undying. I love Ed for his character and his intro and his outro and his Valentine, but damn, when I had to fight him in my last run I was glad I was an overlevelled Turtle Tamer.

Keep the reward in mind, I suppose? And remember, even when she stops you from healing yourself at the pivotal moment, cats are still adorable.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You are the best, bb!!

[rionaleonhart]

On the one hand, I am incredibly hurt that our friendship is based solely on my cat-ownership.

On the other, I love the poem, so I suppose I'll forgive you.

[rionaleonhart]

OH SAASKI
FINDING A RHYME FOR YOUR NAME IS GOING TO BE NASTY
PERHAPS I WOULD HAVE A BETTER CHANCE USING THE VOCABULARY OF FARSI (although I don't speak it, alas, so I really wouldn't know)

I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW 'SAASKI' IS PRONOUNCED

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

[reipan.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not my fault you have cats. (I AM GETTING CATS NEXT YEAR. I WON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.

...in case you were actually taking any of this seriously, you are one of the best people in the world and I love you and will not leave you for a couple of cats.

But I am getting cats next year.)

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

It rhymes better with nasty' than with 'Farsi' but the best rhyme-pronunciation would probably be...

Uh...

Well, I'm stuck. (It's more of a SAH-ski, if that helps?) Um.

OH HARRIET
YOUR POST IS SO AWESOME I WANT TO MARRY IT
BUT I SUPPOSE I'D SETTLE FOR BEING A SALARIAT
NOT THAT THAT'S REALLY ALL THAT RELEVANT...IT

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Yup, I'm sort of glad I'm getting it out of the way, at least. Heh, definitely think I'm going rounin for my next run though. Something easy! (except I'm considering going for booztefarian so...er...) Playing as a Disco Bandit now, as that's the only way to kittycore unless you're a MASOCHIST so perming cocktail crafting I think.

XD it's so silly, how I keep wanting to ascendascendascend just to perm things to use in the next ascension. Oh, KOL.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

And in the spirit of the post!

OH KADRIN
KOL IS FULL OF WIN
I HOPE YOU FARE WELL IN THE WAR ON THE ISLAND


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I WENT THE SAME CLASS AS LAST TIME AND SPECIFICALLY CHOSE HARDCORE IN ORDER TO HC-PERM TORSO AWAREGNESS AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE SO THAT I'D NEVER HAVE TO KEEP IT IN MIND WHEN PICKING MOON SIGNS AGAIN.

...Um, by which I think I mean that it's probably not too unlikely. (I want all skills. All of them. Ever.)

Boozetafarian with permed cocktailcrafting probably won't be too bad! Or teetotal with Transcendental Noodlecrafting. Or breatharian with... um... hmmm... very forgiving clanmates?

[fera_festiva]

OH RIONALEONHART
LET US NEVER PART
ONE DAY I WILL BUY YOU A CART
(NOT FROM WAL-MART)
WE WILL USE IT TO CROSS THE RIVER DART
HAPPY... OH BOLLOCKS TO IT
HERE IS A HEART -> ♥

(Me please! You can use either Fera or Martha but if the latter then no rhyming with "Arthur" because frankly I've had that one all my life)

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

SASAKI
DISCUSSING THIS MALARKEY
HAS MADE ME FEEL PARKY
(It's like perky, but with a flavour of being interviewed by an extremely famous Englishman.)
AND QUITE MARKY MARKY
SO I THINK I'LL GO STAR IN AN UNNECESSARY REMAKE OF THE ITALIAN JOB
GOOD LUCK NOT HAVING THE CAT BAT AWAY HEDGE MAZE PUZZLES
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
MAY SOMEONE SEND YOU A NINJAPIRATEZOMBIEROBOT

[rionaleonhart]

I find 'WE WILL USE IT TO CROSS THE RIVER DART' absolutely hilarious and I do not know why.


OH MARTHA
I CAN'T EXPRESS HALF A
UNIT OF HOW AWESOME YOU ARE



THUR

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

[bubbles-san.livejournal.com]

Oh go on. I want to see what you can do with "Bubbles".

[rionaleonhart]

OH BUBBLES
IT FRANKLY TROUBLES
ME THAT NOTHING ELSE RHYMES, OR AT LEAST I AM HAVING TROUBLE DISCERNING ANOTHER RHYMING WORD EVEN THROUGH THE EXTREMELY POWERFUL TELESCOPE OF HUBBLE'S

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Alhs;ljghs torso awareness WANT. But-but...ARG WHY SO HARD TO MAKE PERMING DECISIONS KOL? WHY. Mumble mumble if I permed cocktail crafting this run, then quick a quick BM speed run for torso awareness...or vice versa...HMMMM.

It would make more sense to perm torso awareness, wouldn't it? I could do normal HC with the disco bandit next and get cocktail crafting that way...(you are not alone in wanting ever single skill always. And then I'll be a turtle tamer. It was my first ever character and I LIKE being a TT)

XD breatharian with a million tiny chocolate cars.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

THAT LAST PART DOESN'T RHYME QUITE RIGHT BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY.

This is the best Valentine's Day post ever.

[sunlightdances.livejournal.com]

*astronomy love*

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I WANT A POEM :DDD

(hello! how are youu?)

[rionaleonhart]

(Hello! I am under incredibly horrible levels of dissertation stress but otherwise fine! How are you?)


OH MOOG
WERE WE IN THE WORLD OF A CHOCOLATE ORANGE* I MIGHT DESCRIBE YOU AS A DROOG
AND THEN I SUPPOSE WE WOULD DANCE TO A FUGUE

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


* Er, obviously I meant A Clockwork Orange, but I like this mistake so much that I wish to leave it there.

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

KOL, IT IS MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

THE RIVER WAS DEEP, BUT I SWAM IT (JANET)

er. yes.

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, me! Emma says please.

In return, a haiku;

A Valentine's Day
Haiku for you, Riona
I think it's quite good

[rionaleonhart]

OH EMMA
I HAVE A DILEMMA
FOR I CANNOT GIVE YOU A VALUABLE GEM.

ER.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

[adraekh.livejournal.com]

Oh man, you are absolutely brilliant, you know that? XD