Extreme Romance.

[rionaleonhart]

(EDIT: Who just sent me an anonymous vgift? Thank you so much! ♥!)


Happy Valentine's Day! Would anyone like an incredibly terrible poem?

WARNING: I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY THEY WILL BE INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE. Here are some of my compositions so far:

For my ex-housemate (but also dedicated with love to the Hannahs on my flist):

OH HANNAH
YOU ARE NOT A SPANNER
EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALSO-RANNER
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For my housemate from Nottingham and her unrhymable name:

OH RACH
OWING TO SOUTHERN INFLUENCE YOU NO LONGER DROP YOUR 'H'...S
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


For myself (yes, I composed a Valentine's Day poem for myself), and possibly the worst of the lot due to slightly unfortunate rhyming:

OH HARRIET
JOIN ME IN MY CHARIOT
LOTS OF LOVE FROM JUDAS ISCARIOT
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY


If you would like an appalling poem, let me know in the comments! (If you give me your name and/or nicknames as well, that might make things easier.)

Comments

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have my sympathies. I haven't kittied at all yet - indeed, I'm engaging in my first Hardcore ascension now, and I've been throwing ten-leafed clovers around like they're going out of fashion - but I can well understand the problems, especially against Ed the "Mass Genocide Is One Of The Most Exhausting Activities One Can Engage In, Next To Soccer" Undying. I love Ed for his character and his intro and his outro and his Valentine, but damn, when I had to fight him in my last run I was glad I was an overlevelled Turtle Tamer.

Keep the reward in mind, I suppose? And remember, even when she stops you from healing yourself at the pivotal moment, cats are still adorable.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Yup, I'm sort of glad I'm getting it out of the way, at least. Heh, definitely think I'm going rounin for my next run though. Something easy! (except I'm considering going for booztefarian so...er...) Playing as a Disco Bandit now, as that's the only way to kittycore unless you're a MASOCHIST so perming cocktail crafting I think.

XD it's so silly, how I keep wanting to ascendascendascend just to perm things to use in the next ascension. Oh, KOL.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I WENT THE SAME CLASS AS LAST TIME AND SPECIFICALLY CHOSE HARDCORE IN ORDER TO HC-PERM TORSO AWAREGNESS AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE SO THAT I'D NEVER HAVE TO KEEP IT IN MIND WHEN PICKING MOON SIGNS AGAIN.

...Um, by which I think I mean that it's probably not too unlikely. (I want all skills. All of them. Ever.)

Boozetafarian with permed cocktailcrafting probably won't be too bad! Or teetotal with Transcendental Noodlecrafting. Or breatharian with... um... hmmm... very forgiving clanmates?

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Alhs;ljghs torso awareness WANT. But-but...ARG WHY SO HARD TO MAKE PERMING DECISIONS KOL? WHY. Mumble mumble if I permed cocktail crafting this run, then quick a quick BM speed run for torso awareness...or vice versa...HMMMM.

It would make more sense to perm torso awareness, wouldn't it? I could do normal HC with the disco bandit next and get cocktail crafting that way...(you are not alone in wanting ever single skill always. And then I'll be a turtle tamer. It was my first ever character and I LIKE being a TT)

XD breatharian with a million tiny chocolate cars.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

Turtle Tamers are great. When you've got Hero of the Halfshell and Tao of the Terrapin (and a six-rainbow shield due to finding cheap prismatic wads in the mall yay), you're taking single-digit damage from everything. You're a massive lumbering titan of turtle-based doom.

I'D SAY GO COCKTAILCRAFTING NOW BECAUSE YOU CAN GET TORSO AWAREGNESS IN ANY CLASS AND ALSO THAT FREES YOU UP TO GO BOOZETAFARIAN MUCH MORE EASILY

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Yeah, can I say how lame it is that the trader has appeared TWICE while I'm in BM? No getting cool things for me. Sure, sure I keep finding stuff and what with getting fortune cookies I'm kinda lucky (you know, as much as one can BE with a cat xp) but it's only around this run that I've started paying attention to things that'll, you know, make playing easier from run to run.

"Titan of turtle based doom" is the best saying ever for a TT. Would a Pastamancer then be a fighter of fettuccine based fury?

THAT IS AN EXCELLENT POINT. I KEEP FORGETTING THAT I WON'T HAVE TO DO BM WITH A CAT NEXT RUN. THAT WILL MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER. Also I will follow that guide to the letter.

[rionaleonhart]

Reading this conversation feels a bit like I've wandered into someone else's dream.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

Surely not. You're simply following up on your invitation to the Marquis' masked ball; that's why we're all playing musical statues and eating crisps. It's very important that we finish the party games before the zombies arrive, or we'll lose our chance to catch Zapdos.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

And you haven't even seen us discuss the Mafia Penguins, the war between the Frat Orcs and the Hippies, or the Penultimate Fantasy Airship (on which, by the way, you fight Burly Sidekicks, Irritating Series of Random Encounters, MagiMechTech MechaMechs, Quiet Healers, Spunky Princesses, and, of course, the Protagonist).

8D

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

Stupid Trader, not picking his moments. Any moment now he'll come back with the Perfect Item and no one will be able to afford it. ...Still, it's not like we spent all our money on O.A.F.s

And a Sauceror is a renegade wrangler of rampant rich roux!

One does forget that runs have different restrictions from run to run. I keep going to the Mall accidentally. Doesn't exactly help.

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

Yeah really. Hmph.

Disco Bandit is a sizzling swindler of shimmies and stabs!

(or, a devil of dance and looting one's pants! Which I like better, even though it rhymes instead of alliterates).

I went into black moon from a hardcore run sans lucky clovers, so I'm rather used to avoiding the mall right now. But I miss it!

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

I can't beat that rhymey Disco Bandit one, so I won't even try, but DID YOU SEE THEY'RE WORKING ON THE SEQUEL TO THE NEMESIS QUEST THINGS ARE HAPPENING ABOUT THE RETURN OF YOUR NEMESIS IT WILL BE AWESOME

ahem sorry riona maybe we should continue this conversation somewhere where we're not getting kol all over someone's journal

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

I thought long and hard on that Disco bandit one, so I'm pleased at the result.

NEMESIS QUEST TAUNTS ME. Somehow I'm completely incapable of getting the last bit of paper I need to solve the password puzzle. it's driven me mad this entire run!

...yeah, uh, oops, I guess? (I think we might be amusing over anything else, at least)

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

And in the spirit of the post!

OH KADRIN
KOL IS FULL OF WIN
I HOPE YOU FARE WELL IN THE WAR ON THE ISLAND


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

SASAKI
DISCUSSING THIS MALARKEY
HAS MADE ME FEEL PARKY
(It's like perky, but with a flavour of being interviewed by an extremely famous Englishman.)
AND QUITE MARKY MARKY
SO I THINK I'LL GO STAR IN AN UNNECESSARY REMAKE OF THE ITALIAN JOB
GOOD LUCK NOT HAVING THE CAT BAT AWAY HEDGE MAZE PUZZLES
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
MAY SOMEONE SEND YOU A NINJAPIRATEZOMBIEROBOT

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

THAT LAST PART DOESN'T RHYME QUITE RIGHT BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY.

This is the best Valentine's Day post ever.

[kadrin.livejournal.com]

REALLY NONE OF IT RHYMES PROPERLY DUE TO MY MISREADING WHERE THE S IS

I MUST EAT THE FISH OF SHAME

Well, Vamlumtime's Day is serious times. IT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER

[emmarrrrr.livejournal.com]

"Mass Genocide Is One Of The Most Exhausting Activities One Can Engage In, Next To Soccer"

FFFFFFFFFF WHY HELLO DOGMA QUOTE.

"What did you do? You lit a few fires."

i will be in the corner, loling.