rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (cortese)
So it turns out that Charlie Brooker and Konnie Huq are engaged! I am a bit sad that the media found out, because I suspect that the plan was to get married secretly and then go 'LOL WE'RE MARRIED AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE DATING', which would have been hilarious. Alas, it was not to be.

I won't pretend my reaction to the news wasn't mixed, given how unexpected it was and the part of my little fannish heart that massively 'ships Brooker with David Mitchell/Victoria Coren/me. But the two of them are charmingly mismatched, and Huq seemed adorable during Konnie's Great British Wee (parts one, two): 'I'm Konnie Huq. I'm thirty-three years old, but I look about nine, and for as long as I can remember I've been fascinated by the world of urination.'

(I really hope that Konnie's Great British Wee was how Huq and Brooker first met. I can't imagine a better answer to the question 'So, how did you two meet?' than 'Well, we were making a documentary about weeing in public...')

Also, Brooker has seemed happier and calmer in recent months than he used to be, and perhaps that's due to Huq's influence. If so, that's a good thing. Brooker's misanthropy and rage may be entertaining, but I disagree with comments I've seen on the Internet criticising him for becoming more mellow; it's absurd to wish unhappiness upon someone we admire for the sake of our amusement (and, in any case, I think he's still hilarious even in his mellowed state). I wish them the very best of luck.

(My only real selfish concern about this is how it will affect the Brooker fandom. I love this fandom, but this revelation has made me feel a bit guilty about writing for it. I hope I'll be able to get past this, because Brooker and Mitchell are such a joy to write (and read) for. I'm not ready to switch fandoms yet.

I suppose I can always write gen.)
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (what the hell dean seriously)
The night before last, I dreamt that I was Sam Winchester, sharing a double bed with Michael Scofield in a prison dormitory.

Nothing untoward happened, but still. Sam Winchester. Sharing a bed. With Michael Scofield.

My subconscious is so much better than yours.

(I do think that Sam and Scofield could make a fabulous pairing. They both tried to distance themselves from their families and instead found themselves inextricably tangled up with them! They will both do vaguely immoral things for the sake of their beloved elder brothers! BEING THE SAME PERSON IS TOTALLY THE BEST BASIS FOR A RELATIONSHIP.)

I think that Fernando Sucre and Michael Scofield have made me understand the concept of a friendship so amazing that slash is impossible. I love their relationship so much.

...

...In - in other news, Jeremy Paxman is unexpectedly filming for a series on the Victorians on our front doorstep.

I'm not joking. I'm not even exaggerating. He is there, on our doorstep, in front of a camera. What?

...I don't think this is even a Victorian house.

(EDIT: OKAY, YOU GUYS, THE NEXT TIME I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK TO A FAMOUS PERSON AND DON'T TAKE IT, KICK ME.

Man, I'm really angry with myself.)