When Worlds Collide. Or Not.

[rionaleonhart]

This is an exercise that struck me as being incredibly interesting, but which I couldn't really repost myself because I'm not involved in any roleplays. So! It is Slightly Modified Meme Time!

The original meme:

Ask any of the characters I roleplay a question and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer. Feel free to ask them ANYTHING, regardless of whether you know their canon or not. Feel free to also ask them as your own character. They will respond accordingly.

The Non-Roleplayer Remix:

Ask any character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL AND I MAY WELL FAIL MISERABLY. My experience with roleplaying is largely confined to, um, the roleplaying boards on Neopets, many years ago.

Yes.

So this is probably not going to leave you with a sense of 'I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S FICTIONAL ANY MORE', but it should be fun, at least. Or a disaster! I am hoping for 'fun'.

(I think someone should host a meme where anyone can offer in-character responses, possibly anonymously. I contemplated it, but I'm so bad at self-promotion that it'd probably never get off the ground.)

Comments

[nano_moose]

Hey, J.D., lovely to meet you! My question is, if you could be any superhero, any of them at all, who would you be? Explain why, and then describe your most awesome adventure.

Hi, James (Sunderland, incidentally). How are you going, man? Want some tea? Do you have enough pillows? D'you - d'you need a hug?

[rionaleonhart]

Oooh, I like that question! I mean, I've thought about it before, and I decided that I'd need to make up my own superhero. He'd be called Dr. Doctor, and his superhero costume would just be a white labcoat because that makes it easier for me to dress up as him, and he'd fight evil with his Scalpel of Justice.

I know people called 'Dr.' are usually supervillains, but Dr. Doctor is a good guy. He sometimes gets into supervillain conventions by telling them he's a doctor, and then he defeats them all with his ninja training.

And he can separate his head and his body.

[rionaleonhart]

Mary?

...no. Sorry.

I've... been better. But Mary said she would be here. If it's true, this will be worth it.

...pillows? I don't want to sleep in this place.

I - maybe.