rionaleonhart | When Worlds Collide. Or Not.

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When Worlds Collide. Or Not.

This is an exercise that struck me as being incredibly interesting, but which I couldn't really repost myself because I'm not involved in any roleplays. So! It is Slightly Modified Meme Time!

The original meme:

Ask any of the characters I roleplay a question and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer. Feel free to ask them ANYTHING, regardless of whether you know their canon or not. Feel free to also ask them as your own character. They will respond accordingly.

The Non-Roleplayer Remix:

Ask any character you think I might be able to manage a question, and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer (or possibly reply as myself going 'WHAT THE HELL, I CAN'T DO THIS'). Feel free to ask either as yourself or as another character.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL AND I MAY WELL FAIL MISERABLY. My experience with roleplaying is largely confined to, um, the roleplaying boards on Neopets, many years ago.

Yes.

So this is probably not going to leave you with a sense of 'I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S FICTIONAL ANY MORE', but it should be fun, at least. Or a disaster! I am hoping for 'fun'.

(I think someone should host a meme where anyone can offer in-character responses, possibly anonymously. I contemplated it, but I'm so bad at self-promotion that it'd probably never get off the ground.)

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Sammy, get your freakin' ass over here. Here. Sit. I said siddown! This conversation goes nowhere outside this room, you got that? Or else there will be nowhere on this goddamn earth that you can run to. Okay. Okay. Just. Okay. Don't look at me. Turn around!

Okay, Sammy.

What

what's it like being intimate with a girl?

DEAN: Why did your eyes bleed in Bloody Mary???

SAM: How are you finding the time to work out so much when you should be spending every spare minute figuring out how to save Dean???

DEAN: You have one food that you can eat for the rest of your life. Cheeseburgers or pie?

My eyes were bleeding because that creepy-ass girl was making them bleed, what do you think?

Okay, so that wasn't what you meant. A lot of people die in this job, y'know? Maybe the spirit can't see the difference between killing someone and just not being able to save them. I'm pretty sure that's why it went after Sam.

And anything more than that, well, I don't see why I should tell you.

...cheeseburgers or pie? Seriously? I can't have both? I mean, you can have different things in a pie, so what if someone made a cheeseburger pie or something?

Dr Cox: Considering it's been 7 years, why are you still calling him newbie? (IS IT A SEX THING?)

Hey, J.D., lovely to meet you! My question is, if you could be any superhero, any of them at all, who would you be? Explain why, and then describe your most awesome adventure.

Hi, James (Sunderland, incidentally). How are you going, man? Want some tea? Do you have enough pillows? D'you - d'you need a hug?

[The Doctor [!7]] Doctor,

Assuming your gracious host less-than-graciously ported your TARDIS into a different universe, you would be well within your rights to open a Rift and hop through after it, wouldn't you?

JACK. JACK HARKNESS. You there, in the greatcoat.

So I know a Jack whose birth name is Ignatius, a Jack whose birth name is something along the lines of Mikaela, and the one over in this camp won't tell me anything except to insist it's not Quintus. What is your name?

~~Also, So why'd you come home to this sleepless town where it's a lifetime commitment to recovering the satellites and all anybody really wants to know is... when are you gonna come down?~~

Watson, why on Earth do you put up with Holmes?

Okay, play catty all you want, but you're not allowed to steal my face for it.

My name is NOT Quintus! The only reason it's an issue at all is that you randomly decided it should be and I'm telling you, it's not!

Also, me? ~~Don't answer that strike-through.~~

Jeremy, how do you feel about technically being the slowest person on Top Gear?

VIRGIN!DEAN IS TRUFAX.

So, Jeremy: Ford GT or the Bugatti Veyron? Or some other car?

I may have to steal this for myself.

Also, you totally have roleplaying experience! Remember the epic

characterhate?

Pickachu, how does it make you feel when Ash doesn't choose you? What do you think that says about your relationship?

...

Oh. Oh, man. I really wish I had a tape recorder right now. You're joking, right?

...you're not joking.

Jesus, Dean, is this why you're always pushing girls at me? You're trying to... live vicariously or something?

YOU MENTION THIS TO ANYONE AND I'M TELLING THE WHOLE FREAKIN' WORLD YOU SLEPT WITH A TEDDY BEAR CALLED MR SNUGGLEPANTS UNTIL YOU WERE NINETEEN

I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.

Dean, calm down. Who am I supposed to tell? It's not like Bobby and me have long conversations about your sexual prowess, no matter how much you'd like to think we do. Or how much I thought you'd like to think we do.

And you were the one who gave him that name! I just - I didn't change it because - it just stuck, okay? And it was only until I was seventeen. And he was filled with salt. I was being practical.

Pikapi pikachaaaa~ ♥

I think we've made a real breakthrough here today, Pikachu. I think the next step is to bring Ash in for a session. You need to express these feelings directly to him.

Has it really only been seven years? I swear to God, it feels like Kelly-Ann's been making my job that little bit more painful since time began.

Maybe she's been around for a while - and by 'a while' I mean 'long enough to completely destroy my will to do anything other than scream and throw bricks at people' - but being a newbie isn't about actually being new so much as a state of mind. Tina may have become an attending - God knows how - but can you look me in the eye and honestly tell me that she's any less naïve, any less inane, any less goddamn annoying than she was the day she first walked through those doors?

(For your sake, I'm going to pretend I didn't read that. But only if you get out of here right now and never talk to me again.)

You want to know my name? Too bad; I can't spell it with the characters on a twenty-first century computer. (It's not Quintus, though.)

Might be able to write it down for you. Any chance we could meet in person?

I'm - what?

I am trying to save Dean. It's not like I can focus on anything else. I just - exercise helps me think. And we're still hunting, so I need to stay in shape. I can't help Dean if I get killed. That's how we got this problem in the first place.

Oh, come on, the human articulators can't have changed that much, so unless you've got some seriously weird stuff going on in your mouth (which I wouldn't fully doubt) or have a name designed to be unpronounceable to humans, you should be able to manage it in IPA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet). Which my computer handles just fine, [θæŋk ju vɛɹiʲ mətʃ].

In other words, asdfjkl; I really really want to! Well, you, Riona, and Corin. But this summer is going to be the Summer Of Me Studying In Seattle With Awesome People Like Connie Willis, and it's inconveniently timed to squeeze in two Trips of the Awesome. But some day! Some day.

Of course, were you& to randomly show up in Seattle, Washington between June 22 and August 1.... •headdesk•

Both. In a Jacuzzi.

It's got to be the Veyron, if I'm honest. It's a question of a car that doesn't work and ruined my life versus a car that can go two hundred and fifty thousand miles an hour. That's not really a difficult choice.

My mistake was falling in love with an American, obviously. It won't happen again.

((Steal away! It is fun, and not nearly as impossible and terrifying as I expected it to be.))

I could have gone as fast as either of them! I just... chose not to. Which was a good idea, as it turns out, because I wasn't the one who ended up holding up the Yorkshire Air Ambulance.

Oooh, I like that question! I mean, I've thought about it before, and I decided that I'd need to make up my own superhero. He'd be called Dr. Doctor, and his superhero costume would just be a white labcoat ~~because that makes it easier for me to dress up as him~~, and he'd fight evil with his Scalpel of Justice.

I know people called 'Dr.' are usually supervillains, but Dr. Doctor is a good guy. He sometimes gets into supervillain conventions by telling them he's a doctor, and then he defeats them all with his ninja training.

And he can separate his head and his body.

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