You Are The Best Winner I've Ever Seen.

Oh, my goodness, who renewed my Paid time? Thank you so much! I was just resigning myself to being without comment-editing and polls and userpics and protection from advertising, and all of a sudden: unexpected anonymous loveliness! Amazing!

I'd love to do something for you, anonymous benefactor, but of course I don't know who you are and so I don't know what would interest you. I HOPE YOU LIKE SNIPPETS OF UNFINISHED FANFICTION, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE APPARENTLY GETTING. (Obviously these are for all of you, not just my anonymous benefactor.)


( Doctor Who/Final Fantasy XII: Jack Harkness introduces Balthier and Fran to the Doctor. )

( Kingdom Hearts II: Hayner and Seifer meet Leon in Hollow Bastion. )

( The Mentalist: Jane and Cho have fairly unsuccessful phonesex. )

( Derren Brown/Doctor Who/Supernatural: Derren and the Doctor, post-restless-spirit encounter. )

( Derren Brown/Supernatural: Castiel and Dean discuss Derren-the-angel. )

( Peep Show/Silent Hill: Mark goes to Silent Hill and Jeremy follows him. )

( Charlie Brooker/David Mitchell: awkward steps towards a relationship. )

( Merlin: Merlin and Gwen swap bodies. )

Some of these may eventually be finished! Some of them, alas, probably won't be. In any case, I hope you've enjoyed the snippets.