rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (hmmm)
Two days ago, I went to a recording of Charlie Brooker's radio panel game So Wrong It's Right! Two episodes were recorded: the guests for the first were Mark Watson, Holly Walsh and Rufus Hound; the guests for the second were Fergus Craig, Sharon Horgan and Rufus Hound again. As ever, I've written up whatever I can remember.


So Wrong It's Right recording, 22nd February 2011. )


So Wrong It's Right is broadcast on BBC Radio Four; I believe this series is going to start on Thursday the tenth of March at 18.30. Thank you so much to [livejournal.com profile] anewcitylife for the ticket!
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (not sure i like your tone)
Yesterday, I watched the first two-and-a-half episodes of Misfits with [livejournal.com profile] reipan and [livejournal.com profile] hippyjolteon.

My main impression so far (apart from 'the opening credits are gorgeous'): it's a bit like Torchwood, in that it's about a group of generally-unadmirable characters dealing with weird things, but the execution is about eighty million times better. Also, seeing the first episode of Misfits shortly after watching the first episode of Dead Set is an incredibly weird experience, because the scene in which Misfits Kelly barges in to warn them about Tony is more or less exactly the scene in which Dead Set Kelly first breaks into the Big Brother house to get away from the zombies. TONY'S EYES EVEN LOOK THE SAME AS THE EYES OF THE DEAD SET ZOMBIES.

Conclusion: the Misfits need to find themselves trapped in a zombie apocalypse.

Kelly is probably my favourite character at the moment. Nathan is a brilliant creation but a difficult man to love.


Prior to our Misfits-watching, I discovered a typewritten note, addressed to my dad at a place he lived before I was born. It began thus:

Dear Mr [Riona's Dad]
I hope you will forgive me for approaching you in this manner but it has been brought to my attention by a reliable source that you have a serious interest in Freemasonry and that you are of sound and trustworthy character.
I therefore wish to invite you to our next meeting in which potential members of the Brotherhood will be invited to ask questions and we will have the opportunity to meet each other and perhaps consider taking things a step further.


Highly amused, I asked my parents about it. It turned out that my mum actually sent it to him when he was reading a book about Freemasonry. She insists that he was fooled and went around telling people about it; he insists he wasn't. Regardless of whether he was tricked or not, I sort of love that.
rionaleonhart: okami: amaterasu is startled. (NOT SO FAST)
Thank you very much for the virtual lemur, kind anonymous person!


I've never really watched Big Brother, but I thought I'd check out the 'first twenty-four hours in the house' episode last night, as this is apparently to be the final series, and I was bored, and, all right, I have no self-respect. (I'm not a football fan, and apparently at this time of year one's televisual options are limited to the World Cup and Big Bloody Brother. Sigh.)

On the whole, though, the housemates seem to be decent, likeable people! Is that supposed to happen? Has cultural osmosis been lying to me all these years? I'm not planning to watch the entire thing (someone please intervene if I don't stop), but it exceeded my expectations, faith-in-humanity-wise.

(Although Ben Poshvoice and John James Australiadude unsettlingly resemble both each other and slimy Conservative MP for Richmond Park Zac Goldsmith. They kept sitting next to each other. I ended up thinking of them as the 'Goldsmith Twins'.)

Is there a Big Brother fandom with fic? I DON'T WANT TO JOIN IT; I'M JUST WONDERING. Because it's just occurred to me that Dead Set is a concept that could be applied to every series of Big Brother: 'how do this year's housemates cope when there's a zombie outbreak in the outside world?'

I'm not going to write it. I'm just saying.

Oh, my goodness, why am I making an entry about Big Brother? This is appalling.


Speaking of disreputable media: I have stumbled across a dramatic reading of a notorious work of Legend of Zelda fanfiction. To be more accurate: I have stumbled across a DRAMATIC reading of a notorious work of Legend of Zelda fanfiction.

Now, I feel a bit bad about linking to this. There are two types of really bad fanfiction: there's the fanfiction that's obviously been deliberately written to be as bad as possible, which is fine to poke fun at because then everyone's having a laugh, author included. But then there's the bad fanfiction that's obviously heartfelt: in this case, a lengthy, poorly-written but completely earnest work of Mary Sue fantasy. I often find these weirdly endearing, and, whilst I might laugh at them in private, I try not to mock them too publicly, because it could be very embarrassing for the author if she ever found my comments. Also, they're often by fairly new or young fanfiction writers, and it would be a shame to discourage them; I imagine most of us cringe slightly when we look back at our early writing.

This was written about eight years ago, though, I believe, so perhaps the author will have some distance from it now, and in any case once your fic has reached such a level of notoriety that people are doing DRAMATIC readings of it I suppose a link to the reading can't make things much worse.

Also, the reading is hilarious. Navi in particular makes me crack up every time she speaks.

Here is the playlist! You don't need to be especially familiar with the Legend of Zelda to enjoy it; I've never owned a Zelda game. I want this reader and BRIAN BLESSED to work on a joint project.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (oh very well)
I'm not sure The Bubble, in which three guests are locked away from the world for several days and then presented with news stories that may or may not have genuinely occurred in their absence, would work were anyone other than David Mitchell presenting it. The guests are essentially talking about things about which they know nothing, which naturally imposes limitations on their discussions, but I sort of wanted to marry David Mitchell when it began and I desperately wanted to marry David Mitchell when it ended, so I certainly enjoyed it. (Of course, the guests' inability to talk at length on any one subject means that the host has to get involved a lot, which I selfishly appreciate.)

Also, Reginald D Hunter is very funny and Victoria Coren seems a pretty cool chapess, and their interactions were great ('I learnt how to play snooker!' 'No, you didn't'). One thing about the format that definitely works: as the panellists have been shut up together, they've had the opportunity to develop a relationship before being brought onto the show.

(FIC I WANT FOR NO GOOD REASON: Mitchell/Coren/Brooker. Oh, I don't know. They would make a delightfully intelligent and ranty threesome.)

The start was a bit uncertain, but I was laughing a lot by the end of the episode, and I'm looking forward very much to the next one! (If anyone missed it and wants to give it a look: it is on the iPlayer if you're in the UK and on YouTube (1, 2, 3) if you aren't.)

Here are some suggestions to improve the show:

- I wasn't sure about the question on the assassins. If The Bubble is going to bring in topics like murder, I think the circumstances should be particularly bizarre. I don't think murder is an invalid topic for humour, but I didn't think there was enough scope for humour in that particular story to justify its inclusion.
- At some point, one of the fake stories should be a tabloid going 'WE PEEKED THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE BUBBLE AND WE THOUGHT IT LOOKED LIKE THE PANELLISTS WERE GETTING AWFULLY FRIENDLY', just for the guests' reactions.
- Charlie Brooker should definitely be on the panel at some point. I am obviously suggesting this purely because it would be interesting to see how a news critic judges whether stories are true or false and for no ulterior motives at all.
- On the week on which Charlie Brooker is on the show, one of the news stories (probably one of the fake ones, although I suppose one can't be certain) should be about a zombie outbreak during the guests' incarceration. I don't care if it's too implausible; it would be brilliant.
- In the same week, one of the guests should be a clone of David Mitchell.


Here are some completely unrelated videos:

Hooray, the 'My Shiny Teeth and Me' video from Fairly Odd Parents has turned up on YouTube! I love this stupid song. 'Why should I talk to you when I've got thirty-two?'

Also, Genevieve Cortese adorably informs us that she does not have Twitter. I cannot fathom the rudeness I've seen in some parts of the Supernatural fandom, because I have seen no indications that she is anything other than perfectly sweet. Awww.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (hope is all we have)
[livejournal.com profile] causethesounds has somehow managed to locate pictures of a younger David Mitchell looking absolutely stunning in drag! Here is my favourite:


I didn't realise until a Mitchell-in-drag picture surfaced how little I was expecting ever to see one.


Oh, my goodness, he is actually beautiful. (THE INEVITABLE BAD FANFICTION IDEA: Charlie Brooker meets an intriguing woman and somehow manages to entirely miss the fact that she has David Mitchell's distinctive dark eyes and David Mitchell's distinctive nasal voice and, no, perhaps this isn't going to work. Someone should totally write David Mitchell genderswap, though. Yes.)


...every so often, a thought crosses my mind and makes absolutely no attempt to justify itself. I just thought 'I want David Mitchell in drag to play the next Doctor', and I do not know why.

Actually, a better(?) idea: David Mitchell plays the next Doctor. David Mitchell in drag plays his companion. Everyone is tremendously confused.

I'm trying to work Brooker into this scenario, but it's not easy. Perhaps he could be the Master? Ooh, or perhaps Robert Webb is the Master. That could work rather well.

Upon further consideration, I must conclude that Brooker appears in only one episode, sadly, helping out when he, the Doctor and the Doctor's companion (who, I have decided, for the Dead Set and 'David' parallels, is called Davina) are besieged by zombies. A threesome is heavily implied, because Mitchell/Brooker/female!Mitchell is hot.

This is an incredibly stupid idea on nearly every level.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (NOOOOOOOOO)
Which of you lovely people anonymously sent me the badges? Thank you so much! The Pokémon and Baker Street ones are my favourites; the one that looks vaguely like Zombie Derren Brown alarms me quite a lot. ♥!


In spite of all my worries about watching it, Dead Set, it turns out, doesn't freak me out nearly as much as Being Human, which I am genuinely considering giving up. I love Annie and Mitchell and (most of the time) George, and I love the relationships they have with each other, but every time I watch Being Human it just upsets and depresses me. When I start thinking 'there's a new episode coming up' with dread rather than excitement, it's probably time to stop watching.

Not that Dead Set is a festival of delight, but I'm able to watch it in a slightly more detached way, possibly because I know a bit more about what's going on behind the scenes and possibly because the threat it deals with is very specific and (let us hope) fictional.

A few not-really-spoilery thoughts on Dead Set: whilst watching, I found myself thinking on many occasions that Kelly (whom I liked very much) looked really rather similar to Lisbon of The Mentalist.

Therefore, Lisbon and her team need to fight zombies.

I don't think anyone can argue with that logic.

Grayson is a sweetheart. Patrick is an arsehole, but an arsehole who appears to be to at least some extent based on the writer, which is interesting (don't hate yourself, Brooker!). Riq is sort of adorable. Kelly is my favourite character, and I loved the way her fear and despair and determination were portrayed. I liked the fact that the housemates, despite all their failings, were fundamentally decent people who cared about each other and worked together; it would have been easy to go 'oh, look, the only survivors are the absolute dregs of humanity in the Big Brother house', but it was actually much less cynical than it could have been. We know you don't really hate humanity, Brooker; you're not fooling anyone.

Although I generally feel that zombies should be slow-moving, I actually didn't mind the running zombies here. Putting the studio out of action very quickly was necessary for the plot, so they sort of had to be excused, and I'd heard that Brooker had originally planned to set it over a longer period of time and show how the zombies slowed down as they decayed, which makes a sort of sense; as the muscles are presumably still intact, why shouldn't a freshly turned zombie be able to run as fast as a human?

I think Dead Set is one of the few things I've watched and enjoyed and yet have absolutely no desire to cross over with Pokémon. Still wouldn't mind the RPF crossover in which David Mitchell and Charlie Brooker find themselves facing the undead hordes, though. The problem is that I have a complete aversion to real-person deathfic, so I'd have to somehow contrive an unlikely happy ending. THE ZOMBIES DECIDE THAT BROOKER IS TOO BITTER TO EAT. Brooker is mildly offended but, let's be honest, not complaining. Mitchell survives using his hitherto undisclosed magical powers. No, I'm not entirely certain this idea is going to work.
rionaleonhart: final fantasy x-2: the sun is rising, yuna looks to the future. (oh very well)
Why can't I stop thinking about this ridiculous pairing? Here is some thoroughly excessive rambling about bad Charlie Brooker/David Mitchell fic ideas. Perhaps at some point I should actually attempt to write a couple of these, rather than simply inflicting the concepts upon my long-suffering flist.


The Fic In Which Charlie Brooker and David Mitchell Fight Zombies.

Mr Mitchell is to begin hosting a panel show called The Bubble quite soon, I believe. The idea is that the panellists are locked away from the outside world for three days, then presented with news items and asked to determine whether they actually occurred during their incarceration or whether they were simply made up.

This is obviously the ideal setting for maximum Dead Set similarity. Brooker is in the bubble (I assume that the title of the programme refers to the panellists' prison); Mitchell is visiting the bubble for some reason; ZOMBIE OUTBREAK.

I... haven't actually watched Dead Set, I have to confess, on account of being a wimp and a coward (zombies are scary!), and watching Dead Set would definitely be a prerequisite for this fic. But I do think it should exist. (To those of you who've seen Dead Set: should I watch it? Do you think I'd enjoy it? Will it make me freak out and cry?)


The Fic In Which Charlie Brooker Is A Panellist On The Bubble And David Mitchell Visits Him In His Incarceration Slightly More Than Necessary, Or Maybe The Door Lock Malfunctions Or Something And Both Mitchell And Brooker Are Trapped Together, I Don't Know Enough About The Bubble To Know Whether That Would Be Feasible, But In Any Case They Fall In Love And It's Brilliant.

Because I realised whilst writing about The Bubble up there that I really wanted this. This is frustrating, because it is a fic idea requiring research that at present cannot be done. I hope we get some information about the conditions in which the panellists are held when The Bubble begins.


The Inevitable Charlie Brooker/David Mitchell Pokémon Crossover.

The mental conversation I just had with myself:

Riona: Where would David Mitchell live, if he lived in the Pokémon world?
Riona's Mind: Pewter City.
Riona: And which Gym would Charlie Brook—
Riona's Mind: Pewter City.

APPARENTLY IT IS THE MOST OBVIOUS THING IN THE WORLD THAT BOTH MITCHELL AND BROOKER LIVE IN PEWTER CITY. I was originally planning to have Mitchell come to a strange town and make his way to its Gym, there to meet Brooker, but this is evidently impossible because it is solid fact that they are both residents of Pewter City. GUYS, YOU ARE BEING TROUBLESOME.

Actually, my original plan wasn't terribly well thought-out, because why would Mitchell go to a Gym? He's not a Pokémon trainer. He's never owned a Pokémon, in fact, and he is frustrated by the fact that the world around him seems to be increasingly designed only for people with Pokémon. It is perfectly possible to exist without a Pokémon! Or it should be, at least. He barely trusts himself to look after himself; he can hardly accept the charge of another living creature.

ONE DAY THERE IS A ROCKSLIDE ON THE BORDERS OF PEWTER CITY, OH NO. Mitchell, out for a pleasant walk, finds himself about to be rockslided! But the leader of Pewter City Gym happens to be training on the cliff and sends his Onix to save the man in peril.

Possibly the Onix may have been responsible for the rockslide in the first place. The leader of Pewter City Gym isn't going to talk about that.

Although he is not actually injured, Mitchell, rather embarrassingly, faints in the Onix's coils. The Gym Leader (spoiler: it's Brooker), having established that the man is unhurt, rolls his eyes and orders his Onix to carry his insensible form back to the Gym. Tending to unconscious strangers is neither Brooker's area of expertise nor his idea of a good time, but he supposes he might have a tiny bit of responsibility for this man, given that he maybe possibly caused that rockslide.

He supposes.

(Should I write this fic, I may not be able to resist the urge to illustrate it with bad manips throughout.)


The Fic In Which Charlie Brooker and David Mitchell Totally Live Happily Ever After, Just Because.

...I'd like it, but I cannot begin to imagine how it would work. Oh, dear.