2nd
10:13 pm

Sell The Cottage And Bugger The House.

- 24 comments

6th
11:22 am

A Futurist Bed Just Masking An Ascertainable Gnu. Growl.

- 37 comments

8th
12:09 pm

Luckily, At That Moment, An Unconscious Argentinian Fell Through My Roof.

- 34 comments

11th
09:06 pm

Kelp Time, Chuck.

- 54 comments

12th
12:09 pm

Are You Wearing Anything?

- 28 comments

14th
03:09 pm

Stop Whinging; It's Not That Far To Tipperary.

- 27 comments

15th
03:07 pm

Someone Must Have Actually Thought It Was A Good Idea.

- 10 comments

18th
08:42 pm

Buttsexual Intercourse.

- 15 comments

20th
04:29 pm

There Are Three Puppies Under The Stairs.

- 12 comments

21st
05:12 pm

I'm Only Poisoning Him A Tiny, Tiny Bit.

- 5 comments

22nd
11:49 am

Or Pyramid Head/Anyone.

- 20 comments

23rd
11:09 pm

Like Sam Tyler With Balls.

- 17 comments

27th
03:55 pm

And The Bunnies Will Return To Silent Hill.

- 10 comments

28th
09:55 am

"I Can't Believe You Destroyed The Stars Again."

- 23 comments

30th
10:07 am

You Can't Really Give A Vibrator To Someone You Don't Know That Well.

- 7 comments